Jesy Nelson's solo career - BOYZ ft. Nicki Minaj out now + not very good + problematic + unimpressed label + DROPPED + Bad Thing + now white

[Kratz]

that tan is ridiculous.

What tan?

 

[octophone]

I will not apologise for her until she apologises for herself but I do think she has an absurd amount of baggage she hasn't quite dealt with yet (and has dealt with up until this point really quite badly). There's something genuinely tragic in the manner of her departure / solo career being the thing that actually has brought to bear all her worst fears about how she was viewed by the public when she was in the band.

"I'm going solo, that way I get all the attention"

*finger on monkey's paw closes*

 

[supermassive]

She's BACK to add some diversity to the Bake Off tent

 

[Alla]

Can't wait for her black velvet cake Is it a civilian edition then?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Can't wait for her black velvet cake Is it a civilian edition then?

Yes, David Schwimmer, Jesy Nelson, Gemma Collins and Tom Daly all relegated to CIVILIAN STATUS

 

[Funky]

Let the rebrand begin! I guess Save The Whales and Terrence Higgins were not returning her calls…

 

[Lucille]

Jesse it’s cake week, why have you made JOLLOF RICE?

 

[Tisch]

This is so stupid I love it

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Lucille]

JESY walking into the Dalston branch of PAKS.

 

[Zu]

That sock and shoe combo - NO!

 

[GNL]

Expecting the camera to pan up to Linda from Gimme Gimme Gimme.

 

[lolly]

I've not seen that shoe/sock combo since I was allowed to dress my sister's Sindy dolls.

 

[FetchFugly]

HAUNTING

 

[Zu]

JESY walking into the Dalston branch of PAKS.

That CHAIR looks like something you'd get in CAFFE CONCERTO!

 

[Lucille]

That CHAIR looks like something you'd get in CAFFE CONCERTO!

The ILFORD BRANCH?

 

[Zu]

The ILFORD BRANCH?

Oh darling I don't think they have branches in the PROVINCIAL SUBURBS

 

[Funky]

Oh GOD the grace period is OVER

Let the HORROR BEGIN

(Again)

 

[Kratz]

You just know that breaks into something absolutely FOUL

 

[Zu]

You just know that breaks into something absolutely FOUL

As I always say, YOU CAN TELL SO VERY VERY MUCH FROM A SHOE

 

[supermassive]

Here for the mess

 

[Shoat]

I have EVERY FAITH that she will have spent the past 18 months working on HIGH ART of the HIGHEST TASTE

Edit: wrong thread.

 

[Jark]

I have EVERY FAITH that she will have spent the past 18 months working on HIGH ART of the HIGHEST TASTE

Edit: wrong thread.

Ellie Goulding thread is the other way hun

 

[Shoat]

Not if that average Calvin collab is anything to go by!

 

[Tisch]

So THREATENING

 

[Zu]

I was going to say that I hope she has some decent advisors but this is going to be self-released, is it not? No money for promo let alone sourcing SENSIBLE OPINIONS!

 

[Zu]

I wish she would do something else with her life as this whole solo thing has been most unpleasant, both in terms of what she’s dished up and the not exactly positive reactions to it / her.

 

[Zu]

Also there’s something a bit noncey about that long sock and shiny shoe look which doesn’t bode at all well and makes my crotch feel uneasy

 

[Kratz]

Split up with her boyfriend following a holiday where she looked not unlike a young Hannah Ingram-Moore

 

[untilted]

She posted a TikTok tonight singing silent night (not very well) and she’s a white woman again

 

[Kratz]

Xmas Number One!

 

[untilted]

I like them tattoos and them gold teef

 

[Halli]

Can't believe she's actively trying steal Cher's Christmas thunder

 

[supermassive]

She went from Island Gyal to Ireland Girl

 

[lolly]

Her vocal affectation is beyond awful at this point

 

[Funky]

"wipe the black off"

 

[Funky]

She went from Island Gyal to Ireland Girl

HALLI POTW

 

[Jark]

Her vocal affectation is beyond awful at this point

I think she is eternally fifteen, mentally

 

[Halli]

The new Tori Amos

 

[jyxz]

At least it wasn’t ’White Christmas’