Sam Smith - Vulgar (with Madonna) + Annita collab

[Dark Carnival]

it’s barely even a song

 

[Christian]

What a beautiful, subtle, lilting melody

 

[Suedehead]

it’s barely even a song

That’s the point

 

[Suedehead]

Sorry but hating on Vulgar is clearly homophobia

Time to shift this topic to the Classics forum?

 

[Lucille]

it's not as long as most songs

HIGH PRAISE!

 

[Christian]

It sounds great in Dolby Atmos!



It doesn’t really.

 

[Suedehead]

VULGAR will make you DANCE
Don’t need a
CHORUS
Yeah
C’mon
Go fuck yourself
We’re rebel hearts
And
Madame
X
X
X
S
And
M

 

[Rita]

I LOVE Madonna but I don’t think I have liked anything since that song with Justin Timberlake 15 years or so ago. I really tried with Medellin and played it constantly to try and let it bed in but really it was a DUD. This is TERRIBLE.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I mildly enjoyed it on first listen, despite the despicable cunts involved.

It's downhill from here one should wonder.

 

[Sheena]

I was expecting it to be ABSOLUTELY abysmal, but this is FABULOUS

 

[Suedehead]

I LOVE Madonna but I don’t think I have liked anything since that song with Justin Timberlake 15 years or so ago. I really tried with Medellin and played it constantly to try and let it bed in but really it was a DUD. This is TERRIBLE.

Stream Ghosttown and Girl Gone Wild now

 

[Sheena]

The voice really is shot now though, isn't it. All the autotune in the world and you can still hear the slight SLUR.

 

[Sheena]

This is the sort of shit everyone would SPUNK over if it was in Eurovision but because of who it is, they refuse to like it

 

[Suedehead]

I was expecting it to be ABSOLUTELY abysmal, but this is FABULOUS

It’s disgusting and I love it
I hope Divine is smiling down from dog poo heaven while streaming this

 

[Sheena]

PADAM WHO?

 

[Sheena]

( )

 

[Suedehead]

Vulgar and popular fam
Let’s get Queen Mother to 40M on the Potty Fry!

 

[Sheena]

Vulgar and popular fam
Let’s get Queen Mother to 40M on the Potty Fry!

Yeah, S, love, those Spotify jokes really aren't working...

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

That’s worse than I expected

 

[Sheena]

That’s worse than I expected

I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BANANA, RASP

GET WITH THE VULGAR

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BANANA, RASP

GET WITH THE VULGAR

 

[Suedehead]

That’s worse than I expected

AND YOU LOVE IT

 

[Rita]

Stream Ghosttown and Girl Gone Wild now

I stand very much corrected! More like this please.

 

[Kratz]

It’s awful!

 

[Kratz]

Here’s the same song, 100x better

 

[Halli]

This is DISGUSTENG

Bloody crap.

 

[OutSynk]

I heard it. I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.

 

[Kratz]

It’s becomes more acutely awful as it goes on. Perhaps there’s some subtlety we are missing.

 

[Pipo]

Well, this will sit nicely along with her other classics like Into The Groove and Ray Of Light once Finally Enough Love Part II is released in 2050.

 

[Christian]

It’s becomes more acutely awful as it goes on. Perhaps there’s some subtlety we are missing.

Truly a spectacular work of reverse genius. When will your faves?!

 

[Christian]

I stand very much corrected! More like this please.

Oh Rita, not Girl Gone Wild

 

[Halli]

Oh Rita, not Girl Gone Wild

Its a Masterpiece compared to this DRIVEL

 

[Soldi]

Absolutely fucking DREADFUL

 

[Christian]

A thrilling addition to her legacy, I think we can all agree.

 

[supermassive]

This will go down a treat for PRIDE what with all the sucking of dick and cock

 

[Velvet Skies]

What a monstrosity ! I love it

 

[Suedehead]

The hysteria in this thread about her legacy.
This is basically just another Queens English (some of you probably don’t even know that)

 

[Funky]

I need @Sheena and @Madame S to come to their senses immediately!

This is a truly abysmal song. Like, beyond classification. A parody of what shit music is considered to be. A complete cringefest. The worst side of pop music possible. The very definition of desperation. A shitshow. A tuneless mess. An embarrassment. A dog’s dinner. A failure on every possible level. A mistake. A dud. A total fucking disaster.

It makes me want to play an entire Ed Sheeran album in protest.

 

[Sheena]

Oh @funky - stop being so…OLD!

 

[Apoca]

I want to hate it but I'm also getting BIONIC vibes.