Local news in non-rioting places

[Diddy]

Still has a thick head of hair, SOME SKIN(!!) and enough rigidity to stand upright (!)

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Cheeky bastards

 

[Funky]

Karen was so passionate about it she found the time to use two different font colours

 

[GinAg (39)]

Bloody hell. Why would they parade her around like that in the street?

Family shocked by preservation of Grandma after exhuming her body 10 years after death

The corpse of a gran who died 10 years ago has been exhumed and left her family stunned at how well-preserved she is. Margarita Rosario still has a thick head of hair, some skin and enough rigidity to be able to stand upright with little support.

metro.co.uk

Brave Ellie faces Dominican Republic.

 

[Saltwater]

Snakes have a clitoris: scientists overcome ‘a massive taboo around female genitalia’

Scientists say previous research mistook the organs on female snakes as scent glands or under-developed versions of penises

www.theguardian.com

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Alex]

I think my favourite thing about Christmas may be shit winter wonderlands

 

[Saltwater]

Was this intended to be Edinburgh's christmas celebrations park? Or is it a private business?

 

[Sheena]

“Angry old age pensioner who inexplicably punched girl in Gosport street is still on the run.”

 

[GNL]

 

[Saltwater]

We hate Wham!’s ‘Last Christmas’ — so we’re fundraising to get it off the air forever

“It is being played 5,000 times per day,” Hannah Mazetti said of the Christmas earworm. “We felt something had to be done to support the people that suffer like us.”

nypost.com

 

[Soldi]

Literally MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR!! I hope he didn’t kill the groove

 

[Saltwater]

Poor thing

 

[Funky]

Merry Christma- OOPSY

Doncaster surgery sends cancer text instead of festive message

Patients at Askern Medical Practice are told they have aggressive lung cancer in a messaging error.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Jocasta Clun]

CARDBOARD CUTOUT of SAM WHATSHISFACE spotted in HESWALL

https://www.chesterstandard.co.uk/news/23466447.eurovision-star-spotted-shopping-heswall/

 

[Penelope]

 

[Tisch]

NOT parody!

Spoiler: TW: Contains traces of Priti Patel

 

[GNL]

Thanks Priti but it's not going to bring back all the swans you killed.

 

[Ill Advised]

Good!!

 

[lolly]

Shocked locals spot '30 foot' phallus mown into Bath's Royal Crescent days before coronation

Shocked locals have spotted a phallic picture mown into grass outside Bath's exclusive Royal Crescent. The rude drawing arrived overnight, it's unclear at this stage if it's a protest against this weekend's royal event.

The Coronation of King Charles III will take place at 11am, with people planning on street parties and picnics all over the country to celebrate it, including the grounds of The Royal Crescent, reports Somerset Live

In an area that's visited by people all over the world for its "perfect lawn", framed by one of the city's most iconic landmarks, The Royal Crescent, the new addition couldn't be more different to its surroundings of 18th century Georgian grandeur.

 

[lolly]

Police name suspect as man charged with latex-clad gimp incidents

Police name suspect as man charged with latex-clad gimp incidents

A 31-year-old man is appearing before magistrates today

www.bristolpost.co.uk

'Handout of a man wearing a gimp suit' is sending me

 

[GNL]

 

[Ellie]

Armband reunited with family after 35 years lost at sea

A PERMANENT marker and a fishing boat has led to one local family to solving a 35-year mystery

guernseypress.com

 

[Ellie]

BREAKING NEWS

https://www.londonworld.com/your-london/croydon/croydon-restaurant-handed-new-food-hygiene-rating-4233770

 

[big ron]

BREAKING NEWS

https://www.londonworld.com/your-london/croydon/croydon-restaurant-handed-new-food-hygiene-rating-4233770

Not Test Business 3!

 

[wendy the goat]

Chesney Hawkes' funeral message for Cleethorpes dog

 

[octophone]

Chesney Hawkes' funeral message for Cleethorpes dog

[insert The Day Today photo here]

 

[Saltwater]

Protests erupt in Italy over cuts to poverty relief scheme

Discontent mounted on Monday in Italy over cuts to a poverty relief scheme by Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni's rightist government that will affect hundreds of thousands of people.

www.reuters.com

If I understand well, she abolished the unemployment benefit with a text message.

 

[Finn]

Protests erupt in Italy over cuts to poverty relief scheme

Discontent mounted on Monday in Italy over cuts to a poverty relief scheme by Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni's rightist government that will affect hundreds of thousands of people.

www.reuters.com

If I understand well, she abolished the unemployment benefit with a text message.

La fica assoluta!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Soldi]

Oh who HASN’T!

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[GNL]

God, posh people are fucking WILD.

 

[Saltwater]

Outcry: Handcuffed American “satyr” who masturbated in front of bathers​

 

[Saltwater]

Question 8
Name the first thing you would do if you were shipwrecked on a remote deserted island and your phone was gone

Your replies

@RJN

Masturbate

1

 

[Lucille]

How hard can it possibly be to NOT punch a horse in the FACE?

 

[Lucille]

First baby beaver born in London in 400 years - BBC News

Enfield council launched reintroduction programme in 2022 to bring beavers back to the capital.

www.bbc.com