Local news in non-rioting places

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Nothing to do with eyebrows :(
 
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That mother's face is SEVERAL DIFFERENT LEVELS of "what the fuck do you think you're looking at?"

Edit: That girl is FOURTEEN? She looks older than me!
 
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I'm sure the word BAFFLED only appears in newspapers.
 
I was going to say that's a bit mean, but then I saw the bit about the spelling mistake. BURN IT NOW
 
I just went to my local newspaper website to find a new story for this thread, and discovered that Suggs is switching on the Christmas lights in the shopping centre near my work TOMORROW :o How exciting.
 
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JOE McElderry will join fellow X Factor winner Alexandra Burke to get the festive season off to a flying start at Cheshire Oaks on Friday, the outlet has announced.

TOO MUCH EXCITE
 
Chester itself has TV PERSONALITY MATT BAKER (who?) and a SELECTION OF CHOIRS
 
OH MY GOD. Brighton NEVER gets ANY ONE famous, for reasons I CANNOT understand. I mean we've Elton John and Lady Gaga in the city in the last 12 months...

I can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL However this year we have SUPERSTARS... TODD CARTY and JODIE PREGGERS. The GOOD NEWS is the AREA of DECO has been EXTENDED. I am shitting MYSELF SIDEWAYS with ANTICIPATION.
 

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