Dan Wootton accused of Sexual Harassment

[Lucille]

Is Andrew Neil having a SQUIRM?

 

[Funky]

Is Andrew Neil having a SQUIRM?

Dan is having a shifty feel from behind. He just can’t help himself!

I guess the makeup lady had covid that day

 

[straightorbroken]

Dan looks like he's just let one go and hopes no one notices, but obviously they have going on their faces.

 

[GNL]

Tag yourself, I'm

 

[VoR]

Poor Darren Grimes conspicuously not invited to this gathering of brilliant minds

 

[jivafox]

 

[Finn]

Dan looks like he's just let one go and hopes no one notices, but obviously they have going on their faces.

Boring answer: all of their horrible evil faces have been doctored there. That Shirley Carter's Pussy account - which I'm increasingly realising is a BIT PROBLEMATIC - likes to go viral by posting pictures and not mentioning they've been fiddled with. Not sure why, maybe they're bed bound

I got tricked last month where they made Yolande off EE look super young for no apparent reason





Real images:

 

[VoR]

Yeah I'm not a fan of that account. I don't follow them but they're CONSTANTLY in my feed.

The humour is all a bit KATIE WEASEL.

 

[straightorbroken]

Boring answer: all of their horrible evil faces have been doctored there. That Shirley Carter's Pussy account - which I'm increasingly realising is a BIT PROBLEMATIC - likes to go viral by posting pictures and not mentioning they've been fiddled with. Not sure why, maybe they're bed bound

I got tricked last month where they made Yolande off EE look super young for no apparent reason





Real images:

The username alone is a problem, so no surprise there then. The whole schtick reminds me of those 2 grubby queens who used to impersonate Kerry Katona.

 

[Finn]

Oh Martin you dirty bugger

(Although coerced or not, that article feels a bit forgiving of the fact the guy they're talking to literally filmed their partner for sex and sent it to someone else WITHOUT THEM KNOWING)

 

[Funky]

No hint of an “allegedly” there… quite clearly confident that they have the evidence to back this all up

 

[Zu]

That Shirley Carter's Pussy account - which I'm increasingly realising is a BIT PROBLEMATIC

Best to keep away from it then - it might go too far and you might end up having opinions which aren’t the correct ones to have

 

[jivafox]

Best to keep away from it then - it might go too far and you might end up having opinions which aren’t the correct ones to have

I for one HATE it when I am fooled into thinking a middle aged woman is actually 16, when, in fact, she ISN’T!

 

[Zu]

I for one HATE it when I am fooled into thinking a middle aged woman is actually 16, when, in fact, she ISN’T!

I can think of NOTHING WORSE! It leaves me feeling upset, bewildered and VERY VERY OFFENDED. The last time it happened, I ended up shouting and spitting on the bus and eating CRAYONS

 

[Soldi]

I can think of NOTHING WORSE! It leaves me feeling upset, bewildered and VERY VERY OFFENDED. The last time it happened, I ended up shouting and spitting on the bus and eating CRAYONS

Nothing better than a cheeky Crayola for a mid-afternoon snack.

 

[Zu]

Nothing better than a cheeky Crayola for a mid-afternoon snack.

And all the colours taste as you’d expect! The cabbage flavour of the green crayon is especially pleasing and nutritious

 

[jivafox]

Nothing better than a cheeky Crayola for a mid-afternoon snack.

WHICH COLOUR?

 

[Zu]

WHICH COLOUR?

He doesn’t like RED because he’s not fond of cherries

 

[Funky]

Not mopsy going ADHD on another thread

 

[Soldi]

WHICH COLOUR?

BLUE

 

[Zu]

My stepcousin twice removed has ADHD so I’m VERY VERY VERY OFFENDED RIGHT NOW

 

[Zu]

Not mopsy going ADHD on another thread

ACHTUNG SLAGS! It’s time for PIE CHAT! Tell us about your BEST PIE EVER! Alternatively, why not post a picture of your pusy or maybe a PONY!

 

[Kratz]

My stepcousin twice removed has ADHD so I’m VERY VERY VERY OFFENDED RIGHT NOW

Where was she removed to?

 

[Zu]

Where was she removed to?

A “unit” in Canvey Island

 

[Funky]

My stepcousin twice removed has ADHD so I’m VERY VERY VERY OFFENDED RIGHT NOW

Do they also eat crayons?

 

[Zu]

Do they also eat crayons?

Felt tips. They like the CRUNCH

 

[Nancy]

Are crayons vegan?

 

[Zu]

Are crayons vegan?

No, they’re rammed full of DELICIOUS PORK

 

[Finn]

Best to keep away from it then - it might go too far and you might end up having opinions which aren’t the correct ones to have

Oh alright Carole Malone, you're not on the SUPERSTAR PANEL now.

It was an OBSERVATION not an OBJECTION. (A bit of a judgemental observation, mind you)

 

[jivafox]

Zu right now:

 

[Funky]

Oh lovely CAROLE. Which flavour crayon was that lipstick I wonder?

 

[Zu]

Zu right now:

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Actually I’m very busy polishing my thousands of pairs of VERY BEAUTIFUL SHOES and also YAWNING

 

[Zu]

Oh lovely CAROLE. Which flavour crayon was that lipstick I wonder?

TANGERINE

 

[jivafox]

I do hope Carole has a lipstick shade to match every SMOCK in her giant eclectic wardrobe

 

[Funky]

Zu right now:

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It looks like one of those “how many circles can you count in this picture” puzzles

 

[Funky]

I can count 15 in the glasses alone

 

[lolly]

Those may be new carpets Carole, but isn't walking around in socks on your new tufted wilton a little common? What about a nice pair of carpet slippers?

 

[jivafox]

Not to mention the trouser legs halfway across the feet! She’s begging for a FALL!

 

[Funky]

Is that a LABEL still attached to the purple one or does she have the remote control on a chain around her neck?

 

[lolly]

Is that a LABEL still attached to the purple one or does she have the remote control on a chain around her neck?

I rather think it's one of those SAFETY PENDANTS!