Dan Wootton accused of Sexual Harassment

[Funky]

Oh CAROLE not NHS ON SPEED DIAL!

 

[Zu]

I rather think it's one of those SAFETY PENDANTS!

Apparently she’s always pressing her button to get through to the CALL CENTRE to boast about her new SHOES

 

[Ellie]

 

[Nancy]

This is DELICIOUS

 

[VoR]

MailOnline suspends Dan Wootton as allegations investigated

Journalist denies claims he used pseudonym to secretly offer colleagues tens of thousands of pounds for sexual material

www.theguardian.com

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Zu]

Thank goodness he can rely on the support of his superstar panel

 

[Eddie]

How much has he raised this far?

 

[Lucille]

How much has he raised this far?

Handsome Dan has raised an erection out me at the very least.

 

[Lucille]

The neighbours are getting quite startled by me CRYING OUT in the middle of the night for his DIDDLER.

 

[Lucille]

I won’t rest until he’s ripped me in one.

 

[Zu]

The neighbours are getting quite startled by me CRYING OUT in the middle of the night for his DIDDLER.

Oh MINE TOO! Just gasping for that ACORNY GIRTH

 

[Lucille]

I simply must feel the divine pleasures of his 11th toe.

 

[jivafox]

I hope they ask CAROL to hop down off the SUPERSTAR PANEL to fill in and write another gorgeous column about her wardrobe

 

[Lucille]

I hope they ask CAROL to hop down off the SUPERSTAR PANEL to fill in and write another gorgeous column about her wardrobe

SUCH EXCITING FASHIONS!

 

[Zu]

SAD NEWS FOR DAN

 

[Zu]

Never mind, @Lucille is ready and waiting to be plunged by that DELICIOUS DIDDLER

 

[Zu]

I hope they ask CAROL to hop down off the SUPERSTAR PANEL to fill in and write another gorgeous column about her wardrobe

“hop down”

 

[PercyPig]

I hope he starts addressing the STOP FUCKING HATE as THE WOKE STOP FUCKING HATE

 

[Zu]

I see he thinks that the HARD LEFT are out to get him. I suppose it’s quite convenient shorthand for PEOPLE WHO KNOW I’M A HORRIBLE CUNT WHICH I VERY OBVIOUSLY AM

 

[Zu]

SAD NEWS FOR DAN

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Maybe he should hire out his delectable diddler to up the income. Of course our very own @Lucille has notoriously short arms and deep pockets and is hoping to get it for FREE

 

[Zu]

I had a VERY brief look at Dan’s lovely show to see whether he was looking upset by today’s turn of events but he’s not one for emotional intelligence so no: just terse as always and those pesky and painful anal warts are very obviously still an issue

I couldn’t bear to watch very much so I have no update on tonight’s SUPERSTAR PANEL although the tarot indicates EXCITING FASHIONS and a SOPHISTICATED SHOE

 

[Kratz]

Thank goodness he can rely on the support of his superstar panel

Sounds like the doings of LEFTY LAWYERS to me

 

[Funky]

MailOnline suspends Dan Wootton as allegations investigated

Journalist denies claims he used pseudonym to secretly offer colleagues tens of thousands of pounds for sexual material

www.theguardian.com

I for ONE am SO glad that the Daily Fail reacted SWIFTLY to this charge

 

[Star]

Have we had any thoughts from the SENIOR PRESENTERS yet?

 

[Kratz]

Does Jackie Brambles count?

 

[Funky]

Does she EVER?

 

[PercyPig]

Dan Wootton allegedly used Martin Branning pseudonym to meet male model

OnlyFans performer claims journalist went by same name allegedly used to offer ex-Sun colleagues money for sexual images

www.theguardian.com

I’m sure we’ve all had a wank over Andy Lee’s GAY4PAY flacid cock ONE UPON A TIME

 

[Finn]

And how lovely to now be able to think of Dan Wootton doing the same

 

[big ron]

This thread is fucking deranged

 

[big ron]

I won’t rest until he’s ripped me in one.

This being the highlight

 

[Finn]

The latest instalment of this grubby soap opera dropped earlier tonight, this time featuring celebrity guest stars (Kirk off TOWIE, an anonymous X Factor star)

Dan Wootton’s Celebrity Targets Revealed – Byline Times

In the eighth part of its three-year special investigation into the private and professional conduct of GB News star Dan Wootton, Byline Times uncovers how the powerful journalist used the pretext of ‘underwear modelling’ to target young reality TV personalities. Here, for the first time, these...

bylinetimes.com

 

[Lucille]

Can someone at me when the pics of his delicious diddler leak PLEASE?!?

 

[Lucille]

I just know it’s SCRUMMY.

 

[Kratz]

Imagine turning up for your ‘fashion shoot’ to be greeted by Maria Joseph

 

[Finn]

Maria, Martin and Dan are QUITE the creative team when you get them in the same repugnant man room together. Truly the holy trinity of glamour shoots

 

[dUb]

Is all this just gone then

 

[Lucille]

I need an update on Dan’s famous DIDDLER?

 

[rhythmbandit]

He's been cleared of all charges!

Dan Wootton 'completely cleared' as two police forces take no further action

The TV presenter said Metropolitan Police and Police Scotland will take no action against him

www.standard.co.uk

 

[lolly]

I always thought he was a decent bloke