Adverts that are annoying you at the moment?

Mugatu said:
I was completely emotionally unmoved by the John Lewis advert. I must be like a STONE but I don't think I've ever been like that with much on TV, especially an advert. Sorry.
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Yeah i'm here also

It's an advert featuring a child at Christmas. I don't see anything else in it.
 
Also i hate the M&S christmas advert. Who are all those people singing? They're shit. Fuck off.
 
That Argos one where the Alien mum voiced by Caroline Quentin (i.e. a woman in her fifties) salivates over Justin Bieber.

I mean FUCKING HELL
 
Matthew Horne HAS just got back from Egypt. He does all of his voiceovers there on little weekend breaks with his girl(boy)friend!
 
"I take risks, BUT NOT WITH MY HAIR!"

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It's the BATTLE OF THE BURGERS at the moment, but which do I hate more?

The McDonalds one where he's singing in a shit "I'm just a real bloke so I'm not going to really sing properly cos that would be well gay" style, and it turns out he's singing a love song TO A BIG MAC :daf:

Or the Burger King one where that schizo guy buys himself a burger and just ... :daf: :daf: :daf: I can't even DESCRIBE how hateful it is
 
I was most disappointed that Caroline Quentin (musty minge in tow, presumably) had lowered herself to doing them. I think it may be my least favourite Christmas advert of all time.
 
Lowered herself!? she's an abomination of SMUGNESS. She always does those cunty Tesco advert voiceovers doesn't she? Second only in hatefulness to JANE FUCKING HORROCKS
 
I really don't see why people see doing Tesco or whatever ads as LOWERING yourself. I bet most actors would bite their own right arms off to have one. All that cash for no fucking work. And when Dame Judi and Julie Walters are doing them, you'd have to be a real up yourself wanker to say no.
 
I loved the Spice Girls Tesco ad from a few years ago

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I really like the Argos Aliens advert. Nearly everyone I spoke to at work before I left Argos wanted us to start selling them.

The "Mmm, Bieber" is unsettling though.
 
Can someone tell my why that Pepsi Max advert in the boardroom ("parrot, what parrot?") is getting shown AGAIN?

FUCK OFF ALREADY.
 
Sometimes you've just go to stop, hold your loved ones 'and

FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE BRAT, the only thing important about holidays is getting away from annoying little FUCKPILES LIKE YOU
 
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What the ACTUAL fuck is THIS
 
COB said:
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What the ACTUAL fuck is THIS
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Is this because that CHERRY BIRD has stolen all of Dawn Porter's sources of income?
 
THIS
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The new BT are adverts that focus on the boy are HORRENDOUS. So so bad!

I'm not even sure what type of FLAT SHARE it is?
Where was the interview stage?
Why is he playing video games in another boys bedroom that he has just met?
Why does she float about like a ROYAL CUNT?
 
COB said:
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What the ACTUAL fuck is THIS
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How did DAWN PORTER become some kind of INVESTIGATE REPORTER for SHIT PRODUCTS only?
 
PercyPig said:
The new BT are adverts that focus on the boy are HORRENDOUS. So so bad!

I'm not even sure what type of FLAT SHARE it is?
Where was the interview stage?
Why is he playing video games in another boys bedroom that he has just met?
Why does she float about like a ROYAL CUNT?
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YES

The BT Family and all spin-off versions of said cast are all abominations and must be destroyed. Not to mention that I have to go past a massive billboard of them GURNING every day on the way to college.
 
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This advert makes me cringe.

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"But mummy...." Fuck off.
 
THIS ONE :(

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It's the horrible voice and the fact that it doesn't stick to a proper tune, and it goes on and on and basically makes me feel TRAPPED. I can't quite explain it really but it triggers some sort of FEAR REFLEX inside of me. I've mercifully only seen it twice, though once was at the cinema and ten foot tall.

Also that fucking GADGET MASTER with his CAR that MAKES PASTA is back and it's still an infuriating MESS of an advert.
 
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I've noticed that the Dawn Porter arsewipe campaign is already at the stage where she's inviting members of the public back to her house to say how GREAT wiping their bum is - I can only assume the whole thing's been HURRIED ALONG due to being dreadful, and was originally meant to be much longer-term :D
 
Mugatu said:
YES. The BT Family and all spin-off versions of said cast are all abominations and must be destroyed. Not to mention that I have to go past a massive billboard of them GURNING every day on the way to college.
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They appear to be living in the least realistic student flat EVER. First of all, it actually looks quite NICE and CLEAN. Secondly, they're apparently both stupid and wealthy enough to piss away their money on awful BT broadband.

You know there's a whole official YouTube channel with all the adverts on it and extra "vlogs" and all of that bollocks. Here's a taster:
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Thank God adverts don't stay on TV forever!!

Why?. Well, I've always liked Lucozade, the energy drink. It was my fuel of choice during my school football team playing days (we got to the U-18 Yorkshire Cup final and lost).

However, months after it finally got taken off, I am still horrified by their advertising campaign and the thought it actually happened, which featured a band of smug gits performing a song whilst rolling down a hill on skateboards. Now this wouldn't be too outrageous if it weren't for the fact that the song they were 'performing' is my absolute favourite song of all time; Buck Rogers by Feeder.

I couldn't escape this stupid bloody advert. It was everywhere. Every ad break these talentless hipsters shown up and butchered one of the greatest British Indie anthems of all time. So sod them. Sod them and sod Lucozade. It was and still is a crime against music, the only thing that satifies me is that this band are screwed to high hell, they will always be remembered as "that ad break band".

Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to sell crap between TV shows, by ramming it in our faces via our TV's though short films that are annoying as possible?!.

ANYHOW...... I read on a message board forum, which contained somebody's post who heard from a reliable source that Feeder were invited to appear in that ad, but they turned it down as they didn't want it to ruin their image. Grant Nicholas the band's frontman said at a gig in London "They ruined the song". If they did appear in that advert, I bet it would have done exactly the same thing CBB did for The Ordinary Boys, although record sales went up, their credibility soon went down to it's lowest ebb.

I also heard that the sh*te band in the advert, didn't pick this song and instead the advertising team at Lucozade did. Still, Feeder not wanting to appear must have been a huge blow to the campaign!hahaha!!.
 
How's DAWN PORTER getting on with ruining her career?

Have we had an UPSKIRT yet?
 
TurnerPrize said:
THIS ONE :(

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It's the horrible voice and the fact that it doesn't stick to a proper tune, and it goes on and on and basically makes me feel TRAPPED. I can't quite explain it really but it triggers some sort of FEAR REFLEX inside of me. I've mercifully only seen it twice, though once was at the cinema and ten foot tall.

Also that fucking GADGET MASTER with his CAR that MAKES PASTA is back and it's still an infuriating MESS of an advert.
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oh my god i HATE THIS SO MUCH. i see it almost every day at work and it makes me feel SO ILL
 
That Reed advert is TERRIBLE. I hate to sound like Alan Sugar but it doesn't even SAY WHAT IT'S FOR!
 
That PlusNet one with the dreadful steel band instrumental version of "Ruby". They've made the song even more loathesome than the crowd-chanting fans of that overrated footballer who shags hookers has ever done. Horrible cheap and tacky service when I was with them anyway, the low-price they're advertising is SELECTED AREAS only, so if you live out in the sticks, the chances are you'll pay the full premium of 12.99.

 
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12th Monkey said:
All adverts should piss off. i've never in my life bought anything because a short film stuffed between a TV show or a film has told me to.
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Same here!

*taps away on MacBook Pro*
*makes phone call on iPhone*
 
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