WARNING: New Jess Glynne album: JESS

[Tisch]

She's in her Reputation era

 

[RJN]

Who is she in an argument with to need a Reputation era? The restaurant that wouldn’t let her in?

 

[Alex]

Who is she in an argument with to need a Reputation era? The restaurant that wouldn’t let her in?

Look what SEXY FISH made me do

 

[Tisch]

Looking forward to seeing her recreate her this at Sexy Fish in her nicest Juicy hoodie.

 

[Alex]

I did something bad (my whole career)

 

[Alex]

DO Blame Me

 

[Tisch]

I'll say it quietly but Take Me Home remains rather lovely.

The rest of her can get tae fuck though.

 

[Jark]

she's such a LOSER!

 

[Jark]

I'll say it quietly but Take Me Home remains rather lovely.

The rest of her can get tae fuck though.

she has quite a few good songs (I think Hold My Hand and Don't Be So Hard on Yourself plus the Clean Bandit collabs are bops) but she's just so BORING!

no identity, no fanbase, all those hits but no genuine classics. TRYING IT by making the sexy fish debacle a thing again is just... tragic. the best way to shut people up is to make some good music. if you don't have the range, stay home!

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who is she in an argument with to need a Reputation era?

Anyone with working hearing

 

[Penelope]

I am ready.....ready to become a Jess Glynne apologist for the attention

 

[GNL]

No. No. NO.

 

[FetchFugly]

She has been gone so long, and surely has been missed by few.

The hits from the first album are fine. I think Don't Be So Hard On Yourself has held up better than Hold My Hand, though it does have the advantage of not constantly turning up courtesy of Jet2.

That second album campaign was hideous though, completely unappealing. The Brit Awards have had their share of dreadful performances in recent years but this really stands out in my mind as a low:

 

[Pipo]

My Love remains a BOP although her voice is just so distorted in that one it could be basically be anyone

 

[Penelope]

Surely nobody can forget her iconic SAINT PATRICIA DRIVING THE SNAKES FROM IRELAND look?

 

[Kratz]

I cry when I laugh hear her songs

 

[FetchFugly]

The single is called Silly Me. Mess incoming.

 

[KindaCool]

Oh HELL NO. I hate this bitch so much.

 

[Tisch]

WARNING: It's here

Blame @Fulennope for reminding me l



Out last week apparently

 

[Funky]

New ablam

 

[Ill Advised]

It’s nowhere to be seen in the chart update thankfully

 

[Suedehead]

Is she still banned from the Isle of Wight after her unprofessional behaviour?

 

[KindaCool]

Throw the whole label away

 

[Kratz]

I Cry When I Flop

 

[Tisch]

WARNING

 

[dUb]

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[KindaCool]