The Trial of Gwyneth Paltrow

[Ellie]

Is it known if he has a history of legal pursuits?

He seems to have a history of medical issues pre-dating the collision, purposely ignoring doctor’s advice, refusing to take prescribed medication and taking other substances against medical advice

 

[GinAg (39)]

How did this EVER get to court?

 

[Jark]

this is the audition money can't buy for gwynnie, she was only too happy to be majorly inconvenienced

 

[GinAg (39)]

Low stakes is an understatement.

 

[Kratz]

How did this EVER get to court?

For the same reason so many idiots unwisely litigate. See Rebekha Vardy

 

[Saltwater]

For the same reason so many idiots unwisely litigate. See Rebekha Vardy

Reading about this now, how come the first judge ruled in favour of Vardy?

 

[Pipo]

 

[Ellie]

 

[PercyPig]

Gwyneth trying hide her laughter at the end

 

[Ellie]

GWYNETH WINNETH her DOLLAR!

 

[Iguana]

INNOCENT!

 

[Iguana]

This feels IMPORTANT in a completely non-important way

 

[RJN]

this day is all good news

 

[Saltwater]

Already? How anticlimactic

 

[Shoat]

I don't really care for Gwyneth

But I will need Kristin Van Orman to be the lawyer in EVERY high-profile publicised trial a la Lionel Hutz. My new favourite celebrity.

 

[joanne]

she snapped with that whisper

 

[jivafox]

Her leaving as soon as the verdict is announced

 

[Lucille]

What DID she say to him!?

 

[FetchFugly]

What DID she say to him!?

"See you, I'm off to an island!"

 

[Dark Carnival]

What DID she say to him!?

"I'll send you one of my candles beb"

 

[jivafox]

What DID she say to him!?

An ancient white woman curse

“I WISH YOU WELL”

 

[Jark]

a little rude to call her ANCIENT

 

[Suedehead]

"I wish you well."

Such an iconic queen! Your faves could NEVAHHH!!!

 

[Kratz]

The nodding and 'Yes, thank you' to the jurors is also iconic - she knows full well they are all running straight to the tabloids and networks.

 

[Suedehead]

I don't know about you all but I will be RUSHING to the GOOP website for hot BONE BROTH AND SCENTED VAGINA CANDLE MERCH

 

[Christian]

Definitely interested in her incoming GP JUSTICE ski-wear range

 

[Lucille]

 

[KindaCool]

TAX THE POOR

 

[Jark]

I'm assuming you realise this is fake

 

[KindaCool]

None of this would've happened if poor people knew their place.

 

[Pipo]

Hate her but I couldn't genuinely stop rooting for her during this endeavor.

 

[Lucille]

I'm assuming you realise this is fake

ffs

 

[COB]

 

[Ellie]

Not related to the trial, but Gwyneth is laying it ALL out there. I like her more

 

[Pipo]

She's really uncovered several layers in this trial ERA, it's the most personality she's shown in ages! Who knew that despite being an annoying nepo baby she could be mildly likable?

 

[Ellie]

Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial Musical to Debut in London

'Gwyneth Goes Skiing,' a musical about Paltrow's legal battle with an optometrist, is set to debut in London this winter.

variety.com

 

[jivafox]

I saw his Diana show and it was amazing.

 

[lolly]

I saw his Diana show and it was amazing.

Yes, I saw it in a tiny pub theatre here. Unhinged in the best moopy sense.

 

[Suomi]

Yes, Linus is very funny - very Swedish humour. When he was presenting this Melodifestivalen 2023 viewing night in London this year he introduced the rock band Smash Into Pieces with “so this next act are totally shit and you won’t like them”

Then to his surprise the crowd went crazy for them, whooping and hollering. When Linus came back on stage he said : “look, I didn’t expect you to like them, but the truth is that the lead singer homophobically bullied me in high school.” You could hear the audience gasp and no one knew what how to react. Then Linus went “okay fine I made that up but I didn’t know what else to say”

 

[Ellie]

There are TWO! And now with Zizi Strallen