Suedehead
SAW YOUR FACE AND MINE
Give it up
I’ll hit you like a TRUCK
I’ll hit you like a TRUCK
I mean let's face it she should open every tour with GGWMy friend may not be able to make it, but I'll definitely go solo for Madge. That they're not going to know until very soon near the date is slightly annoying though as it determines which airport I'll fly from and quite simply I detest last minute changes because I dread the loss of preparation (preparation) and the pain of re-planning (re-planning). Now I'm thinking I'll probably go into cardiac arrest when GGW starts buzzing through the speakers and the whole ground is shaking from the excitement of something so throwaway and faceless being somehow iconic and tour-de-force.
How many toppy carrots?The Celebration Tour by the numbers
4 decades of unstoppable hits – prepare to dance your ass off!
13th culture shaping tour
1 extraordinary drag queen
8th tour partnering with director Jamie King
24 onstage performers
1 Stuart Price reunion
4,400 square ft. of stage, the largest for any Madonna tour. Inspired by the grid of Manhattan with Uptown, Downtown, Midtown, East and West stages.
8 humidifiers in Madonna’s dressing room
1 bottle of MDNA Rose Mist Spray in each quick-change space
3 traveling mobile gyms
15 countries
78 shows
50 merch items including vintage recreations of iconic items from previous tours such as the Blond Ambition Bomber Jacket
45 wardrobe trunks
1 Queen sized Madonna flag outside the O2 (naturally)
6 sold out nights in London
3 layered circular stage where the traditional main stage would be, inspired by the wedding cake of Madonna’s original VMA performance
3 physical therapists
4 of Madonna’s children on stage
40 pairs of boxing gloves
230 ft. of combined length of catwalk that gets Madonna 105 ft far into the venue
14 spotlights for Madonna and over 600 intelligent lights to light the stage and arena with over 8800 lighting cues
17 archived costumes recreated
4 rehearsal venues
80 tons of production equipment
330 million albums sold, still the best-selling female artist of all time
3600 square ft. of projection imagery to the show. The most amount of video ever used in a Madonna show.
200+ traveling crew – 25 in the costume department alone
30 ft. off the ground Madonna is transported around the arena in an illuminated portal frame that acts as a time machine allowing her to move at 1.5 ft per second, 80 ft across and 130 ft down the length of the arena designed to symbolize looking into the past, present and towards the future.
3700 amps of show power
A greatest hit is not just a song.Oh I'm so glad the children are in it![]()
If only she stretched this logic to include ex-backup singersA greatest hit is not just a song.
Just recreate the Eurovision performance, truly a greatest hit in anyone's book anyway.She must be scrambling to add a portion of time dedicated to the Middle East situation
Opening song
See you there!My brother and his wife are there tonight. I'm going Tuesday. Very excited.
Do you have good seats? We're block 108. Not amazing.See you there!
Not on Tuesday but I do on Wednesday and in December!Do you have good seats? We're block 108. Not amazing.
Actually, there is one remix that I've long longed for her to open a tour with:
And surely she's going to do
Music
??
Is that the encore I’m screaming.