Terrible Album Titles

[Cerro de Casa]

Rubber Soul
On Their Satanic Majesties Request
A Moon Shaped Pool
How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb
Schizophonic

Oh I like Rubber Soul tho

 

[octophone]

Oh I like Rubber Soul tho

It's such a bad joke. I know a lot of people reckon "Beatles For Sale" is a bad one but it's the beginning of them seeing the rotten core at the heart of Beatlemania and, therefore, growing up.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Uh Huh Her

 

[Suomi]

The winner:

 

[dmlaw]

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

 

[octophone]

The winner:
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That's a bootleg, tho'.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The winner:
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It's not a proper album but yeh

 

[Iguana]

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[Iguana]

 

[octophone]

McCartney's albums titles are almost reliably shit. "Chaos And Creation In The Backyard" - you're Scouse Paul, it's "The Back Garden". "Flowers In The Dirt" - it's soil and that's how they grow. "Flaming Pie" - not everything John Lennon said was worth quoting, y'know.

 

[Kala]

I am not sure whether this is a genius or a terrible album title. The same could be said about the cover.

 

[Kratz]

Oh GOD

My Happy Place

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Everybody Else is Doing it, so Why Can't We?

 

[ButterTart]

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

Yes! I knew there was an atrocious nu-metal album title and I couldn't remember what it was.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

When We All Fall Asleep Where Do We Go?

 

[GNL]

MESSY LITTLE RAINDROPS

Cheryl's piss-pig era

 

[GNL]

Loose

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Whoa, Nelly!

 

[OutSynk]

Loose

 

[Kala]

Eponymous album titles are maybe more unimaginative than terrible, but it's even WORSE if it is not a debut album. It just SCREAMS laziness.

 

[GNL]

Eponymous album titles are maybe more unimaginative than terrible, but it's even WORSE if it is not a debut album. It just SCREAMS laziness.

And some artists have more than one. Terrible!

Unless they really commit to the bit like Barbra Streisand and then it's camp.

 

[Pipo]

Viva La Vida or Death To All His Friends

 

[Pipo]

Chocolate Factory

 

[Cerro de Casa]

R (Realisations), O (Obsessions), S (Sex), E (Empowerment)

 

[Alla]

When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king what he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring there's no body to batter when your mind is your might so when you go solo, you hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights and if you know where you stand, then you know where to land and if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right, frequently abbreviated to when the pawn...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king what he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring there's no body to batter when your mind is your might so when you go solo, you hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights and if you know where you stand, then you know where to land and if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right, frequently abbreviated to when the pawn...

One of the best album titles of all time.

 

[GNL]

When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king what he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring there's no body to batter when your mind is your might so when you go solo, you hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights and if you know where you stand, then you know where to land and if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right, frequently abbreviated to when the pawn...

WRONG.

 

[VoR]

A Little More Personal (Raw)

 

[Ellie]

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots

 

[Tisch]

A Little More Personal (Raw)

WRONG! This is genius.

 

[Alla]

 

[VoR]

I like the declining level of effort Faith Evans put into the punnery of her album titles.

Faith
Keep the Faith
Faithfully
Something About Faith

 

[Ellie]

Sananda Maitreya (Terence Trent D’Arby) has some shockers:

Nigor Mortis
The Rise of the Zugebrian Timelords
Prometheus & Pandora

 

[Pipo]

Femme Fatale
Britney Jean

 

[Pipo]

Coverage
Wild Hope
Amanda Leigh
Silver Landings

all these titles give off big "blessed be the fruit" energy

 

[Kratz]

Emergency Amazing Album Title Pallete Cleanser:

Shontelligence

 

[Dark Carnival]

Forever

 

[Pipo]

Forever

I want to assume this applies only to Chris Brown, P. Diddy, and KISS, correct?

 

[POP!]

Hurts 2 B Human
Greatest Hits... So Far!!!

Hold an Old Friend's Hand (the album title of a seventeen year old)