Terrible Album Titles

[octophone]

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The albums of Chicago. They chose a theme and stuck with it, except Hot Streets. And they went from 19 to "Twenty 1"

Have we seen the cover to Hot Streets?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

That reminds me - we need a terrible album covers thread.

 

[RJN]

Have we seen the cover to Hot Streets?

It’s clear which two are going to fuck after this photo shoot

 

[Soldi]

It’s clear which two are going to fuck after this photo shoot

And it’s clear who’s top and who’s bottom.

 

[lolly]

That reminds me - we need a terrible album covers thread.

 

[Tisch]

Just remembered this. I just see OVARY.

 

[dUb]

this just in



only seven months left!

 

[OutSynk]

Maybe it will be a blockbuster rollout like Born This Way.

 

[Jark]

shouldn't it be broken by desire to be heaven sent? can you desire to be heavenly sent? isn't heavenly just an adjective?

 

[Tisch]

It's a GOOD album (some of it) but the title makes me boak

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Most of Gary Barlow's album titles are shit, mirroring their content, but the worst offenders for me are Music Played By Humans and Twelve Months, Eleven Days.
Like, no one cares about your stupid references (the latter) and the 'real music' vibes of the former are even more x1000 in the 2010s and beyond.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Sting - The Dream of Blue Turtles.

 

[Tisch]

Yes Made By Humans is especially shit. So pretentious. And as if no-one dug Garageband out for a bit of it. It's not a LIVE album! (*has never listened*)

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Yes Made By Humans is especially shit. So pretentious. And as if no-one dug Garageband out for a bit of it. It's not a LIVE album! (*has never listened*)

Same same but I have the right to have a strong opinionata on it goddamnit

 

[Tisch]

Same same but I have the right to have a strong opinionata on it goddamnit

 

[Cerro de Casa]

sidebar: even worse and lazier than self titled albums to me are when artists call their albums The Album. Like WTF. Of course it's an album. Hello???

 

[Tisch]

I don't mind self-titleds but I don't like it when they come in the middle of their career.

Avril Lavigne I'm looking at YOU.

Have we discussed Barry Manilow's albums in here yet?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Gwen Stefani - This Is What The Truth Feels Like

Ok gurl.

 

[Pipo]

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

*tumbleweed*

 

[Jark]

I don't mind self-titleds but I don't like it when they come in the middle of their career.

Avril Lavigne I'm looking at YOU.

let's face it, almost all our faves have done this when inspiration expires. they usually call it their most personal album ever. and then it's always shit/their worst.

Shakira.
Britney Jean
Charli

some exceptions though - Anastacia

 

[Pipo]

what about those that include their name but they add a little something else?

Like Robyn Is Here and Are You Jimmy Ray?

Both very personal albums I'm sure.

 

[Diddy]

what about those that include their name but they add a little something else?

Like Robyn Is Here and Are You Jimmy Ray?

Both very personal albums I'm sure.

Who wants to know?

 

[Diddy]

Why is that hot turd still living in my head since 1998?