Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

Oh I don't know... I think I've met people with even LESS of a grip on reality than Pete and Geru COMBINED.
 
Halli said:
‘I didn’t have a problem with her as a person. She was just a little bit wild. Well maybe wild is not the right word. She’d just been in the Spice Girls, which must have been a surreal experience. You think,

“Hang on, this girl’s not in the real world. She’s lost all touch with reality. She’s got a completely different view of the world to anybody I know.” That’s what happens with pop stars sometimes.’
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The thing I like about Geru (unlike Pete Waterman) is that whilst she may lack a certain..."grip" on reality, she's completely harmless (until Bluebell Madonna's memoirs are published in 2030 anyway) and her delusion is one of optimism and enthusiasm. Unlike Pete Waterman who now seems to reside in a world where he completely resents that people moved on from SAW.
 
The funny thing about Geri is that she HASN'T changed. She's always been as deluded and desperate as she is today. That is was makes her PERPETUALLY FABULOUS.
 
To be fair I can't imagine Nicole or Tulisa bringing their dog to the live stages of X Factor :D

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She's just tweeted she is on a 'secret mission'

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Pete is a DICK. He was happy to WORK WiTH HER on her third album. He's probably just pissed that none of his stuff made the OPUS that is PASSION
 
I was tired when I read that sentence firstly and have only just got what it means. I read the first bit as "Geri Halliwell, a woman rumoured", as if Grace was calling her a bloke.
 
If Geri Halliwell wanted a unicorn, she would have got a unicorn, and she would have turned up to the X Factor astride it's sparkling back with Bluebell Madonna and a few dogs in her handbag, so I don't buy that for a minute.

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She's just posted this on twitter. Poor Bluebell can't have anything nice.
 
Love that Geru is using her Viva Forever bag... now where can I get one?

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Except you JF, having come face to face with her MANY TIMES from BEHIND her HEDGEGROW
 
She's literally Lauren Harries without a regular menstrual cycle.

One of these days she's going to hold Bluebell and Daddy hostage live on Twitter.
 
"Just go with it" written in Bluebell Madonna's blood next.

Maybe they are lyrics so a new #1 smash. I'd love a response song to Norwegian starlet Annie's Me Plus One.
 
I hope it's for a new album and not just 'live' vocals for the Spice Girls perf.
 
Let's just pray she doesn't repeat a certain tomfoolery regarding a song intended for a sports-project.

"GERI WE'VE GOT TO PERFORM AT THE CLOSING CEREMONY IN 20 MINUTES, ARE YOU COMING OUT OF YOUR CAR OR DO YOU WANT TO STAY LOCKED UP?"
 
Geru at her 40th last night

How gorgeous is BlueBelle-Madge

She looks like she could turn into a little Emily Blunt

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"CONFIRMED: Geri Halliwell, Alexandra Burke, Blue, Macy Gray, and Stooche take part in this years Pop Goes the Musical for Children in Need"


Stars including Geri Halliwell will take to the stage in the West End in a series of shows to raise money for Children In Need.

The ex-Spice Girl, who appeared with her former bandmates at the London 2012 Olympic closing ceremony, will appear in a performance of Singin’ In The Rain in the heart of London’s theatreland.
She said: “I have a thing for rain, so I am very excited to be performing in the West End musical Singin’ In The Rain and it’s all for BBC’s Children In Need.
“Just imagine - for one night I get to perform in this classic musical.”
X Factor winner Alexandra Burke, meanwhile, will perform in Les Miserables and boyband Blue will join the cast of Jersey Boys.
Other names taking part include Macy Gray, who will appear in the Michael Jackson tribute show Thriller Live.
 
This will not end well

Go get yourself wet girl, I know you want to
 
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