Big Brother: Launch Night

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Not an anti-vax doctor.

 

[Finnland]

This hide and seeks task is great. Low stakes fun

 

[Finnland]

This hide and seeks task is great. Low stakes fun

Well it was until Big Brother told the arriving housemate what was happening. a MISSED OPPORTUNITY

 

[COB]

Jenkin having an absolute MARE tonight

 

[FetchFugly]

"It's not too late to leave."

 

[Ellie]

Someone loves himself

 

[FetchFugly]

OH NO

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

He was either Scouse or from Essex. Sadly the former.

 

[Madison]

He poos with the door open?

 

[COB]

Paul...

 

[Rita]

I’m not keen on Paul. Prick more like.

 

[COB]

Oh fuck, did anyone ask for WINNER'S DINNERS?

 

[Rita]

TORY ALERT

 

[KNT]

DEMON

 

[FetchFugly]

BELOVED MATRON

Things have really taken a dip.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It's the CUNT part of the line up.

 

[Rita]

People who don’t like the Royal Family should leave the country?

Honey I HAVE.

 

[KNT]

Judging by Britain's love for Stanley Johnson and Toff I assume we have our WINNER.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

IS IT VELVET?

PERVERT

 

[COB]

Airlift an absolutely TOXIC Glaswegian woman into this house immediately please.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I need a loud mouthed woman from ANYWHERE

 

[COB]

She's Scottish!!

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Airlift an absolutely TOXIC Glaswegian woman into this house immediately please.

Olivia says hi. Hopefully.

 

[TiShh]

I refuse to believe the two velvet boys are real people and not just people who have been raised a bit "posh" and are hamming it up for a spot on Celebrity Come Dating and Celebrity Coach Trip in the near future.

 

[FetchFugly]

Olivia has no time for saying hello before having a go at BB for the lack of alcohol. Welcome to ITV.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

*ignores half the room and heads straight for the drink*

 

[Rita]

Straight to the booze, then they wonder why the Scottish have a name for being raving alcoholics.

 

[Ellie]

Is that The GC?

 

[COB]

Kerry just screaming nonstop

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Well this subtle lady might be over 30.

 

[FetchFugly]

She works at my hospital!

 

[Rita]

Is that The GC?

No it’s JOAN COLLINS.

 

[Rita]

She works at my hospital!

Is she a secret bitch?

 

[Rita]

Gemma’s mother is called Joan and also drives a mobility scooter. I didn’t mean THE JOAN COLLINS.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Well the inevitable Essex contestant is here. We are truly over represented.

 

[Rita]

Oh close your mouth and read the room Rita.

 

[TiShh]

The camera angle making it look like the ramp was a sheer drop to the stage

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Ooh a twist.

 

[Ellie]

What other kids party games can they play?

 

[FetchFugly]

Is she a secret bitch?

Unfortunately I currently have no hot gossip