Big Brother: Launch Night

[FetchFugly]

Oh a tattooed model. How original.

To be fair he is the first Love Island type, so not bad going.

 

[Madison]

Housemate number 9

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[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I can already envision the complaints about how WOKE this line up is.

 

[Ellie]

29? AND THEN SOME

 

[COB]

I can already envision the complaints about how WOKE this line up is.

I'm thinking of complaining about how WELSH it is!

 

[Rita]

I'm thinking of complaining about how WELSH it is!

No Scottish so far.

 

[Rita]

How many contestants do we get?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

How many contestants do we get?

428

 

[KNT]

I bet she loves blinkin'.

 

[Ellie]

A 39 year old

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Dylan

 

[Rita]

39 year old raver. Is it BIG RON?

 

[COB]

Dylan could be good value I think.

 

[FetchFugly]

Dylan is certainly not shy.

 

[Rita]

I must say it is a very mixed group and I am LIVING FOR IT. Surely we are going to get some FIREWORKS.

 

[Ellie]

I’m really wondering how AJ will cope when she needs to pee in that suit.

 

[Ellie]

I must say it is a very mixed group and I am LIVING FOR IT. Surely we are going to get some FIREWORKS.

I think we need a right wing lesbian to complete the set.

 

[Rita]

I’m really wondering how AJ will cope when she needs to pee in that suit.

Hopefully Will has some talcum powder handy.

 

[COB]

I think we need a right wing lesbian to complete the set.

Ellen

 

[FetchFugly]

I'm getting Tory vibes.

 

[Finnland]

Noky gives me TORY vibes

 

[Rita]

No VT for Nocky?

 

[Ellie]

A black beauty queen banker with “very strong opinions”

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

No VT and yes TOTAL TORY

 

[COB]

Oh she's a GIRLBOSS.

 

[Finnland]

I'm getting Tory vibes.

Omg snap

And now she's saying she's a banker. We are good at this

 

[Rita]

Oh it’s on after she got out the car. I CAN’T KEEP UP.

 

[Finnland]

EVIL, HORRIBLE NOKY

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

BEAUTIFUL CUNT

 

[FetchFugly]

I'm not sure about the voice of Big Brother.

 

[Rita]

We do need an obvious BITCH. I am getting those vibes from Hallie.

 

[Ellie]

Noky and Trish to be tasked to be tied together for a day.

 

[Ellie]

ANOTHER SHIT HAIR CUT. Is Weird Al Yankovic a style icon now?

 

[Madison]

This one looks too much like the other one.

 

[FetchFugly]

Eat from a bin?!

 

[COB]

OMG they'll literally put in a MANX before anyone from Scotland!

 

[Finnland]

Why do we have two young man ones with SHIT HAIR?

One of these really could have been a fit man for them to show in the shower

 

[ManicKangaroo]

A doctor?

 

[Rita]

Is he going to walk over hot coal walking in to the house?

 

[KNT]

Put your dirty little piggies away you weirdo