Big Brother (ITV Series 2) - Launch and Week 1

[ZjermGiraffe]

We'll do the same as last year and have a thread a week.

This starts in ONE HOUR!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[FetchFugly]

16 housemates going by the eyes (some clumpy mascara) on their Instagram.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Praying for a nasty older gay this year please!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Praying for a nasty older gay this year please!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

HI GIRLS

 

[GNL]

Turned on ITV2 in preparation and Kristen Wiig is having a horrible time dressed as Cats.

 

[straightorbroken]

Much excite. Lynda Carter has just winked at me too.

 

[FetchFugly]

They went heavy on Will in the make up chair tonight.

 

[Finn]

Rosie is like Ronnie Ancona pretending to be Big Brother housemate Rosie in 3 months' time

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH YOU'LL CATCH A FLY and then a series of other animals resulting in your death by HORSE

 

[straightorbroken]

Like a young Davina.

 

[FetchFugly]

The first one going into the house is always cringe.

 

[Rita]

She strikes me as a possible winner straight away. I totally missed her VT though.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Emma is going to attach herself to the first homosexual man that walks in that door

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

She’s annoying already.

GET RID

 

[straightorbroken]

La Voix is really getting around lately isn't she?

 

[straightorbroken]

Roxette the musical out now! You just have to book a flight for it.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

She's been to TURKEY for her TEETH

 

[Rita]

I don’t like this one. MUTTON springs to mind.

 

[GNL]

Thank God we have a camp woman of a certain age (is she going home first? Yes).

 

[straightorbroken]

Was really hoping the blonde in the blue jacket was the 24 year old.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh god, his personality is JESUS

 

[Finn]

STRAIGHT TO THE HOT TUB PLEASE, SEGUN

EDIT: although he does seem quite insufferable, imaginary friend and all

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh god, his personality is JESUS

And being a bit slow.

 

[Rita]

It’s always nice to have a BIBLE PUNCHER in the house.

 

[GNL]

A slow God botherer. How exciting!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

They went heavy on Will in the make up chair tonight.

Well wouldn’t you want to plaster it all over his face?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I hate that he's going to be around for four weeks contributing nothing whatsoever

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I hate that he's going to be around for four weeks contributing nothing whatsoever

He might have NICE TITS?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Hate everyone.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

He might have NICE TITS?

I'll get my fix from MORMON BOYS thanks

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I haven't seen a TV advert since MONGE

SO ANGRY

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO CHARLIE XBOX - BOYS!?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

...I hate him on a spiritual level already.

 

[FetchFugly]

EWW

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Booed already. Excellent.

 

[Penelope]

OMG it's young @Kratz SCOTTISH EDITION!

 

[Rita]

What a PRICK.

 

[GNL]

The President of Ireland AND Alan Titchmarsh.