Big Brother (ITV Series 2) - Launch and Week 1

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not the AAAVE.

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus, I hate watching live TV.

 

[FetchFugly]

I am quite enjoying the security guard opening the car door with an expression that suggests all the housemates pong.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Lowkey envious of this girl’s dream to work in a Chinese take-away for life.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

HATE HER

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

The toxic men side is so dead

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

LOVE HER

 

[Finn]

Don't any lesbians have short hair anymore?

 

[straightorbroken]

Really thought that was them all. Only 8, my goodness. On to the belated lesbian.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

A late to life lesbian with a Staffie! What MORE COULD A FAG WANT!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

5 months and not married!?

BE A BETTER LESBIAN

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not an LLL!

 

[FetchFugly]

I quite liked her VT but late life lesbian gave NOTHING in her little chat there.

 

[KNT]

Don't any lesbians have short hair anymore?

Thank god her girlfriend (or sister) was there to correct the balance.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Tell me we’re getting another fag please.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

She immediately took the mood in there off boiling point! So BALANCED!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Tell me we’re getting another fag please.

...no

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

The North West feels very over represented so far!

 

[straightorbroken]

Terrible waste of GALA there.

 

[Finn]

Did anyone else get a slight frisson when he DEEPTHROATED his STUMP?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not deep throating the stump.

 

[KNT]

Not the DEEP THROAT

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

STOP DOING THAT.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

VILE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[ButterTart]

The North West feels very over represented so far!

GOOD

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh god, an INTOLERABLE MASC FAG

 

[Finn]

Oh put this cunt in the blender

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Oh FUCK OFF

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh this one can do one. "People's champ" I do not think.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

That’s a harsh 28.

 

[FetchFugly]

COMB OVER

 

[Finn]

"If I can get here anyone can"

Since when was being WORKING CLASS a BARRIER to GOING ON BIG BROTHER? The first ever series was won by a scouse bricky, you balding tit

 

[straightorbroken]

Jesus gross.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh god, an INTOLERABLE MASC FAG

Oh thank god, just an intolerable masc straight

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

That’s a harsh 28.

Would

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

He’s this years PAUL isn’t he.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

BAN HETEROSEXUALS

 

[KNT]

Oh Will don't HUMOUR HIM.