Beyoncé - act ii: COWBOY CARTER

[Halli]

Take it to the relevant thread hun. NO ONE IN HERE CARES.

Bodyguard 10/10

 

[Dark Carnival]

Please no one criticise Allahyoncé (PBUH) in this thread or face the wrath of the Ji-hive

 

[Dark Carnival]

And before ANYONE starts, it’s ok for me to make those jokes because I’m an ARAB

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Take it to the relevant thread hun. NO ONE IN HERE CARES.

I'm INFINITELY more interested in what Lily Allen thinks of Beyonce than THE TERMINALLY ONLINE UNHINGED COMMUNITY

 

[Rita]

Kim Woodburn getting the most airtime since her last stint on GB NEWS.

 

[Rita]

I'm INFINITELY more interested in what Lily Allen thinks of Beyonce than THE TERMINALLY ONLINE UNHINGED COMMUNITY

If I wanted your opinion I WOULD CALL FOR YOU.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If I wanted your opinion I WOULD CALL FOR YOU.

 

[Shoat]

Azealia Banks?
Lily Allen?
Kim Woodburn?

QUICK SOMEONE CANVAS DENISE WELCH'S OPINION PLS

 

[Christian]

I'm just about to press play for the first time. I haven't heard anything, including those two singles, so let's see if the next 80 minutes is as much fun as this thread

 

[Funky]

I'm INFINITELY more interested in what Lily Allen thinks of Beyonce than THE TERMINALLY ONLINE UNHINGED COMMUNITY

Poor mopsy. Insulted by its own leader

 

[Kratz]

I'm just about to press play for the first time. I haven't heard anything, including those two singles, so let's see if the next 80 minutes is as much fun as this thread

Make sure you let us know the exact moment you turn Ava Max back on…

 

[Funky]

Look at all these NON BEYONCE FANS hanging around this thread

OBSESSED!

 

[Funky]

The QUEEN will do that to people though

You think you’re not a fan and before you know it you’ve spent three hours discussing the chord progression on one of her interludes

Beyonce thanks your for the publicity x

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Poor mopsy. Insulted by its own leader

And I stand by it.

We should be discussing DOOMED COMMERCIAL FLOPS!

 

[Christian]

Look at all these NON BEYONCE FANS hanging around this thread

OBSESSED!

It's a pop culture moment!

I'm sure it will get better as it goes along

 

[GNL]

Look at all these NON BEYONCE FANS hanging around this thread

OBSESSED!

We're just here for the Lily Allen updates

... And also 'Bodyguard'.

 

[Christian]

Not as twangy as I was expecting

I'll save the rest for some other time

 

[Rita]

Not as twangy as I was expecting

I'll save the rest for some other time

 

[lolly]

CAN NOT BELIEVE I JUST USED A FOOTBALL ANALOGY.

We use Abba and Brotherhood Of Man around these parts

 

[Rita]

We use Abba and Brotherhood Of Man around these parts

I’m in the pub with my boy watching the football so must be channeling my masculine energy.

 

[Christian]

I’m in the pub with my boy watching the football so must be channeling my masculine energy.

Half-term verdict on CC:

Ameriican Requiem, Blackbird, 16 Carriages, Daughter and Spaghettii were great. Didn't like Jolene or Texas Hold Em at all and I'm ignoring the interludes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m in the pub with my boy watching the football so must be channeling my masculine energy.

To be honest, I’ve always had you down as a DOM TOP

 

[Christian]

The Miley track is excellent.

 

[Rita]

To be honest, I’ve always had you down as a DOM TOP

Babes, voodoo lady or whatever she was called I am NOT.

 

[Christian]

Disappointed with the Post Malone track. I like lots of his stuff, but not this.

Ya Ya is a moment though. Wow!

 

[Kratz]

I’ve just realised who Beyoncé reminds me of and it’s Rachel Stevens

 

[Shoat]

Does that make Kelly the evil Jo or the sorely underappreciated Tina?

 

[Kratz]

Does that make Kelly the evil Jo or the sorely underappreciated Tina?

We need a WHOLE new thread for that.

Tina is clearly Farrah Franklin

 

[Christian]

I'm three hours in and getting near the end. It's not actually very country after all.

 

[Joseph]

I’ve just realised who Beyoncé reminds me of and it’s Rachel Stevens

Beyoncé could only DREAM of having an album as perfect as Come And Get It

 

[Rita]

Does that make Kelly the evil Jo or the sorely underappreciated Tina?

THE DEARLY DEPARTED HANNAH SPEARITT OBVIOUSLY.

 

[Shoat]

THE DEARLY DEPARTED HANNAH SPEARITT OBVIOUSLY.

Ah, which then forces NELLY into the role of Paul, as the flighty ex quitting by Microsft Excel text

 

[Rita]

Beyoncé could only DREAM of having an album as perfect as Come And Get It

A lyrical genius is OUR RACH.

You're a work of pop art
Wanna hang you on the wall
You're funky dory, baby
Baby, that's all

 

[Christian]

AS IF Raquel ever put pen to paper to write a lyric

 

[Shoat]

Cathy Dennis = Father Knowles

 

[Rita]

It is lovely to see you back home @Joseph

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Does anyone know if there is a recent podcast discussing Rachel Stevens?

 

[Christian]

Does anyone know if there is a recent podcast discussing Rachel Stevens?

None at all sadly.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

None at all sadly.

 

[Joseph]

AS IF Raquel ever put pen to paper to write a lyric

She is far too modest to take credit