ASFM Worldvision: THE FINAL - Tonight, 7pm

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Tonight, one of these precious children will be crowned the WINNER of Worldvision 2

SPAIN - Sweet California - Bet On Me - @Superstylin'
GHANA - Wiyaala - Coming With Fire - @ButterTart
PERU - Renata Flores - Chañan Cori Coca - @Soldi
TAIWAN - A-Mei - Zǐ mèi - @Haiku
FRANCE - Izïa - Mon coeur - @Kratz
TURKEY - Gaye Su Akyol - İstikrarlı Hayal Hakikattir - @BoysForSeles
MALAYSIA - Stacy - Not For Sale - @Raining On Me
NEW ZEALAND - Disasteradio - Gravy Rainbow - @Kate
GREECE - Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia - @Rita
ENGLAND - Rachel Chinouriri - All I Ever Asked - @Suedey
MONGOLIA - Rafor ft Ahuna - Chinii hajuud - @Suomi
ESTONIA - Anet Vaikma - Heades Kätes - @Music
BRAZIL - Tropkillaz feat Anitta, J Balvin and ZAAC - Bola Rebola - @rhythmbandit
PAKISTAN - Meesha Shafi - Rajkumari - @Iguana
ICELAND - VALDIS - Breathe - @Queen of the Bay
ALGERIA - Lolo Zouaï - Galipette - @jyxz
ROMANIA - Andreea Bălan - Invidia - @straightorbroken
SOUTH KOREA - JANNABI - ASTEARSGOBY - @Berly
AFGHANISTAN - Aryana Sayeed - Bache Kabul - @dUb
BULGARIA - Jelena Karleuša x Azis - Ostavljam Te - @ZenGiraffe
ISRAEL - Gad Elbaz feat. Nissim - Hashem Melech 2.0 - @octophone
UKRAINE - Auresia - CHoCoLaTé - @ZZ
AZERBAIJAN - Sevda Alekbarzadeh - Hisslərim Dumanda - @Ill Advised
INDIA - Gaurav Tophakhane - Dastaan - @Apoca
THE PHILIPPINES - Maymay Entrata - Amakabogera - @Alex
HUNGARY - Krisz Rudolf - Kimentünk a Divatból - @Tisch
BURKINA FASO - Hawa Boussim - Hme ye - @Marilyn
CUBA - Robbie Rivera + Pauza - Agua Pa Beber - @RaspberrySwirl
SINGAPORE - Leon Markcus ft Bilal Hassani - Hot City - @Diddy
FINLAND - Annika Eklund - Shanghain valot - @win_the_game
LEBANON - The Bunny Tylers - One Of These Days - @Indie
GERMANY - Leony - Remedy - @OutSynk
SERBIA - Ceca - Da Raskinem sa njom - @Ag
INDONESIA - Raisa - You - @funky
ARGENTINA - Lali - Disciplina - @dmlaw
ITALY - Cicciolina - Baby Love - @Gangsta Nancy Lam
BOTSWANA - Mpho Sebina - Tjuele ft. A.T.I - @Lucille
TURKMENISTAN - Myahri - Turkmenistan - @COB
ALBANIA - Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër - @Kalabaliken
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Our roving reporter Haile Selassie sat down with last year's winner @Tisch to find out how his life has changed since his seismic victory

HS: Hi Tisch, thanks for seeing me at such short notice
T: Who are you? What are you doing in my house?
HS: Thanks, that's great. How has your life changed since you won Worldvision?
T: Why can I smell chloroform? Where is Iguana?
HS: Sure, I see. So do you have any words for the next winner?
T: I'm calling the police

Who will be the next lucky Moopist to press charges against a deceased Ethiopian emperor? Find out TONIGHT.

 

[Diddy]

How nice of you to tag me as a potential winner

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

How nice of you to tag me as a potential winner

Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day ;)

 

[Funky]

France is the runaway winner for me in this one. Can’t see anything else beating it.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Clues to the identity of the winner:
- They have a face
- They have posted on Moopy at least once in the past decade
- They have eaten or heard of cake
- They live in a country which has diplomatic relations with another country
- They have had the same legs since birth

 

[Diddy]

OMG IT IS ME

 

[Kaleen]

Clues to the identity of the winner:
- They have had the same legs since birth

That's me FUCKED then.

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

Clues to the identity of the winner:
- They have a face
- They have posted on Moopy at least once in the past decade
- They have eaten or heard of cake
- They live in a country which has diplomatic relations with another country
- They have had the same legs since birth

Oh, dammit. I just have two backs of my head.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

- They have eaten or heard of cake

Can you confirm whether or not they were ambushed with said cake?

(I really need to log off and do some work today)

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I foolishly had wicker legs installed because they're easy to clean and make a delightful conversation piece at dinner parties. To think, I could have won ASFM if I'd not been so vain.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Can you confirm whether or not they were ambushed with said cake?

(I really need to log off and do some work today)

I worry that might reveal too much. However, what I will say is that the cake was made with flour probably.

 

[Tisch]

Hello
Everybody,
Lovely
People!

 

[Kate]

Can't wait to drink gravy out of my rainbow trophy

 

[octophone]

Well, I'm looking forward to my first win.

I will still be looking forward to it by the end of today but so what?

 

[Tisch]

I'm HUNGARY for my victory

(So glad I can finally use those puns outside of PM's to Butterfly)

Very nearly entered Wolf Kati, hopefully won't regret that decision (and I might enter her later anyway )

 

[Diddy]

I foolishly had wicker legs installed because they're easy to clean and make a delightful conversation piece at dinner parties. To think, I could have won ASFM if I'd not been so vain.

Vanity, thy name is @Butterfly

 

[Kate]

Rooting for my top two tbh and they are both splendid posters as well so all good

 

[Kate]

Hope @ButterTart doesn't get those wicker legs too close to this fire I'll be starting if he didn't give me any points x

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Very nearly entered Wolf Kati

Take off the first two words and you've got most of Hungary's trip advisor reviews.

 

[GNL]

Clues to the identity of the winner:
- They have a face
- They have posted on Moopy at least once in the past decade
- They have eaten or heard of cake
- They live in a country which has diplomatic relations with another country
- They have had the same legs since birth

Thank you for letting me down gently.

 

[Berly]

Clues to the identity of the winner:
- They have a face
- They have posted on Moopy at least once in the past decade
- They have eaten or heard of cake
- They live in a country which has diplomatic relations with another country
- They have had the same legs since birth

I’m out then

 

[Funky]

Rooting for my top two tbh and they are both splendid posters as well so all good

Thanks hun xx

 

[Indie]

what the fuck is cake?

 

[OutSynk]

A photo of me:

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

childhood photo of me, when I still had my old legless feet from birth

 

[straightorbroken]

Ne vedem în seara asta, curvelor.

 

[jyxz]

Can we have a WooferTart interlude at some point please?

 

[Iguana]

Clues to the identity of the winner:
- They have a face
- They have posted on Moopy at least once in the past decade
- They have eaten or heard of cake
- They live in a country which has diplomatic relations with another country
- They have had the same legs since birth

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Just over an hour!

 

[straightorbroken]

How long do these results usually last, about 2-5 hours? I'll be going for a swim so sadly won't be struggling to stay afloat on moopy, but will be doing it inside a pool instead. I'll catch the start, but will be whisked off at 7:45pm.

 

[straightorbroken]

BT isn't even online, has he done a Siobhán Donaghy?

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Less than ten minutes of your old lives remain. Brace positions, everyone.

 

[OutSynk]

@Butterfly was online on May 10, 2022.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

How long do these results usually last, about 2-5 hours? I'll be going for a swim so sadly won't be struggling to stay afloat on moopy, but will be doing it inside a pool instead. I'll catch the start, but will be whisked off at 7:45pm.

I think it'll finish around 9 - they normally clock in at that sort of length.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

@Butterfly was online on May 10, 2022.

That poor bastard. What a whirlwind of madness he must have come back to in his notifications.

 

[OutSynk]

That poor bastard. What a whirlwind of madness he must have come back to in his notifications.

I think he was immediately so sick by it and upset that he turned over and went back to sleep.

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

Sat with a bottle of Pinot wildly anticipating my inevitable 33rd place finish

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

I think as long as I finish above New Zealand, I’ll take it as a win.

 

[Poor SertAg (39)]

I like MIGHT hit the top 15.

 

[octophone]

childhood photo of me, when I still had my old legless feet from birth

As soon as I saw that, my head went "DA-DA-DAA-DA-DAA-DA-DAA-DAA he-hee-he-he-he-he *PING*"