Ukraine 2024: alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria

[Lucille]

Well this is RIVETING

 

[Lucille]

What does dia mean?

Bitch or slut depending on context.

 

[Lucille]

What is all this CHIT-CHAT?!! Why are they having a ZOOM CALL?!?

 

[Madisön]

Found it. Must have been the (government?) app they were using?

Diia - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Lucille]

All the atmosphere of an AA meeting.

 

[Madisön]

A handy recap:

 

[AGinAg (39)]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[Lucille]

Thanks for the recap seeing as the results show doesn’t think one is necessary! Instead we have this man wittering on for half an hour!

 

[AGinAg (39)]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Thank you.

 

[Madisön]

This is like Hamlet at the Globe all over again.

 

[Lucille]

Oh ffs.

 

[Lucille]

Well this is exactly how I imagined a Ukrainian national final.

 

[Lucille]

Let them go home already! No one wants to be there!

 

[Dark Carnival]

No translator today?

 

[Lucille]

No translator today?

They blew all the budget on this luxurious set.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

They've been there for 48 hours. No loos.

 

[Lucille]

They blew all the budget on this luxurious set.

And of course, Jamala’s LOVELY HAT.

 

[Madisön]

Jamala is wearing a hat indoors.

 

[Madisön]

Such a war torn country, they can only afford BDO as their auditors

 

[VoR]

Ooh a SEALED ENVELOPE

 

[Lucille]

The envelope from the stationary cupboard.

 

[VoR]

Oh so Skylerr did show up in the end?

 

[Madisön]

Come on disco twink

 

[AGinAg (39)]

This is jury apparently.

 

[Lucille]

Why do they look like they’re receiving the results of an AIDS test.

 

[VoR]

Which one was Zifferblat?!

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Which one was Zifferblat?!

Ghost boy

 

[auretz]

Zifferblat?! ffs

 

[Soldi]

There’s still the televote

 

[Lucille]

A second envelope has hit the set.

 

[VoR]

Does the jury or the televote take precedence in case of a tie?

If after all that it just ends up being whatever the jury wanted anyway...

 

[Madisön]

Why don’t they let the chubby auditor speak for 10 minutes?

 

[auretz]

Does the jury or the televote take precedence in case of a tie?

If after all that it just ends up being whatever the jury wanted anyway...

 

[VoR]

Loving the faces on some of these losers. They just want to go home!

 

[Madisön]

Does the jury or the televote take precedence in case of a tie?

If after all that it just ends up being whatever the jury wanted anyway...

In 2020 at least, the public vote would have prevailed.

 

[Madisön]

Skylerr is above Anka due to televise presumably?

 

[Lucille]

Melovin out

 

[Madisön]

we have a winner.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

The girls have won.

 

[Soldi]

The girls win!