UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
How is he even broke? He's got INHERITED WEALTH, years of columnist money, and now he's PRIME MINISTER. What does he spend his money on?
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He doesn't have much in the way of inherited wealth at all - part of the gig with his family is that they made a real effort to get into that Eton crowd while having nowhere near as much money as the rest of them.

Of course, even if he DID have much inherited wealth he'd have just spaffed it all away on having to pay for the tenth kid's private school fees, so...
 
The one that sticks out for me is the piece that came out last week (sadly from the STOP FUNDING HATE, so I can't link) that revealed Boris and Carrie spent £28k over 8 months on takeaways and the whole lot got paid for by the wife of a Tory donor - just an UTTERLY INSANE AMOUNT! £112 on takeaways PER DAY EVERY DAY FOR EIGHT MONTHS!!
 
It’s Midsommar

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Anyway my prediction is they'll be divorced within a year of him getting booted as leader, which I think might happen sooner than plenty expect. He's absolutely appalling at party management and pretty much makes a new enemy each week, to the point where he's really going to start struggling getting any contentious legislation through soon.

The planning reform bill this autumn is fucked on arrival without a LOT of the stuff that would actually make a difference getting chopped, for one.
 
Cheats on Marina Wheeler with *just* five women? :D

We're talking about a man so prolific he once boasted to a journalist he hadn't needed to have a wank since uni.
 
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Sorry - which court case do they seem to think Boris Johnson is ever going to face? The worst that'll ever happen to him is an inquiry (and I'm pretty sure spousal immunity doesn't apply to those)
 


Equalities minister Liz Truss and disgraced former minister Liam Fox coming down against Stonewall :manson:
 
Ugh! I don't know the specifics but this will be because they support trans rights I'm assuming?
 
All the pick-me transphobic gays in his mentions praising him like he didn't vote against them every single time. BRAIN WORMS.
 
COB said:
Ugh! I don't know the specifics but this will be because they support trans rights I'm assuming?
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It's entirely because of that. Liz Truss is on a real charge of being a transphobic fucking wanker right now.
 
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Yeah, exactly fuck all will come of this because who else is going to stop students from moving a photo of Her Maj?
 
Hardly surprising - Boris has become obsessed with spin. It’s really annoying me lately.

His language in the conference is so telling. Desperately skirting around the facts with flowery language. Just say you’re delaying and get on with it.

Someone has just asked him will you prioritise university students so that they are vaccinated by September, and he just took ten minutes to basically say “no”. Just fucking say no and stop trying to please everyone!
 
She really does act like she has the gene that makes people a sociopath. Just that this scumfuck somehow found herself in politics without being found out. Truly one of the worst cabinet members this country has ever seen. You’d think we saw that the last of that sort back in the 80s.
 
I'm not the biggest fan of *some* of Led By Donkeys' stunts but this lays out the last 3 months in stark detail.

 
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