During my annual search to see what pop princess and Meet The Russians star Kamaliya is up to, I found that she's come off the back of her ASFMXMAS mid-table triumph with this patriotic banger.
It's been out for a month and given it's had 709 billion views in that time, I'm shocked the war hasn't come to an end yet.
In fairness I think sheās been in here for the best part of a decade.Moved to the POP TOILET? The indignity!