Shakira DEAD (Cause of Death: Ava Max and Kygo)

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Kim Petras WOULD NEVER

 

[RJN]

What a shocking 3 seconds when I thought Shakira was DEAD for real

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What a shocking 3 seconds when I thought Shakira was DEAD for real

Clickbait? What clickbait?

 

[rhythmbandit]

 

[Lucille]

God I thought the boars had got her again.

 

[Madíson]

Burn it to the ground.

 

[straightorbroken]

Remember her at her best:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God I thought the boars had got her again.

That would almost be PREFERABLE

 

[RJN]

I get the impression that she is just WEIRD

 

[RJN]

Kim Petras WOULD NEVER

She would and, if this is a hit, she probably WILL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She would and, if this is a hit, she probably WILL

Leave me to my delusions please

 

[OutSynk]

Burn it to the ground.

That's a bit extreme but I do think @ZenGiraffe should be punished for the thread title.

 

[Madíson]

All humanity should be punished for this.

 

[GNL]

If Gordon Brown sees this thread title it'll push him over the edge.

 

[VoR]

God the fact that Whenever Wherever is old enough for the nostalgic EDM cover treatment really is like feeling the cold fingers of DEATH grasping my shoulder...

 

[RJN]

Leave me to my delusions please

About this or in general?

 

[KindaCool]

Look at you grumpy old bitter cunts. Acting like this is beneath you when some of you stan KIM PETRAS and way worse. Be happy someone stooped low enough for you to sample such a tinny song.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

About this or in general?

 

[untilted]

This sounds absolutely beyond dreadful

 

[Dark Carnival]

BAN ZEN-G. LOCK UP AVA MAX.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Look at you grumpy old bitter cunts. Acting like this is beneath you when some of you stan KIM PETRAS and way worse. Be happy someone stooped low enough for you to sample such a tinny song.

 

[Lucille]

 

[untilted]

Although it’s absolutely faceless:



I did enjoy this one. Very AoB inspired although I’d argue she’s a bit late to the trend.

She’s a strange case really… REALLY good vocalist, but almost everything she puts out feels faceless/forgettable.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BAN ZEN-G.

 

[untilted]

BAN ZEN-G. LOCK UP AVA MAX.

The ‘sped up’ Gen Z trend is the one that gets me.

Why are we speeding everything up???? It sounds absolutely dreadful, totally butchers the song and yet so many artists are happy to jump on it due to TikTok clout.

Oh the days of a 3:34 pop song with a superior middle 8 and key change. RIP.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The ‘sped up’ Gen Z trend is the one that gets me.

Oh no, Gen Z are absolutely right about that one.

 

[Lucille]

Is Zen G Gen Z or is it another one of his DELUSIONS?

 

[COB]

He's Gen Ziraffe

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is Zen G Gen Z or is it another one of his DELUSIONS?

ZELLENIAL

 

[OutSynk]

WHAT is going on? Why is @ZenGiraffe speeding up?

 

[Devil]

Non-shock, but I think that sounds FABULOUS and need the full thing ASAP

 

[OutSynk]

@Devil DEAD (Cause of death: too basic)

 

[Soldi]

Someone DELETE THE GIRAFFE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone DELETE THE GIRAFFE.

I TRIED.

The people want it.

 

[Jark]

Although it’s absolutely faceless:



I did enjoy this one. Very AoB inspired although I’d argue she’s a bit late to the trend.

She’s a strange case really… REALLY good vocalist, but almost everything she puts out feels faceless/forgettable.

this whole album was a classic. I don't take this shitty feature as a sign that she won't deliver again. it's Kygo, for fuck's sake

but really... what IS the function of Kygo in 2024? like who is listening to this shit?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Well that has all the charm of roadworks at 7am on a Sunday.

 

[jivafox]

If it doesn't contain a line even one tenth as ICONIC as

Lucky that my breasts are SMALL AND HUMBLE
So you don't confuse them
For MOUNTAINS

 

[Kratz]

LOCK UP AVA MAX.

Shots were fired!

 

[OutSynk]

but really... what IS the function of Kygo in 2024? like who is listening to this shit?

Well @Devil but @KindaCool also got suspiciously defensive so...