Prince Philip DEAD

[GinAg (39)]

Radio 1 are NOW playing BIG LOVE by Pete Heller? Maybe it's moved on from PAN PIPE Adele instrumentals to UPLIFTING and not too-hard IBIZA CLASSICS!

I think the rule is just avoid lyrics full stop, to avoid any offence.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

A scroll reveals You're Not Alone by Olive and Alright by Red Carpet have also been played in the past 30 mins, I'm assuming somebody at Radio 1 has just thought FUCK IT!

Not quite normal programming, but vaguely Friday night VIBES!

 

[GinAg (39)]

A scroll reveals You're Not Alone by Olive and Alright by Red Carpet have also been played in the past 30 mins, I'm assuming somebody at Radio 1 has just thought FUCK IT!

Not quite normal programming, but vaguely Friday night VIBES!

I guess they're quite lyrically appropriate.

 

[Sheena]

They also claim those 144 pages will be MAGICAL!

I wonder if it’s one of those magic eye pictures. It’s just a load of old psychedelic, ravey triangles one minute, but it’s OUR PHIL with his cock out if you squint hard enough...

 

[Funky]

144 pages of WHAT? Tempted to pick it up out of SHEER CURIOSITY

don't you DARE!

 

[Sheena]

The last time I bought the Mail was when they were giving away a Kylie Live CD. I made a big theatre of paying for it and tossing it back to the women in the Co-Op before proclaiming “you can put that rag in the bin!”.

To universal disinterest, MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN.

 

[Madíson]

The Mail’s headline is a manufactured quote

 

[Lucille]

The last time I bought the Mail was when they were giving away a Kylie Live CD. I made a big theatre of paying for it and tossing it back to the women in the Co-Op before proclaiming “you can put that rag in the bin!”.

To universal disinterest, MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN.

I love when a QUEENY moment FALLS FLAT!!!

 

[Funky]

So is that picture!

 

[Ellie]

The last time I bought the Mail was when they were giving away a Kylie Live CD. I made a big theatre of paying for it and tossing it back to the women in the Co-Op before proclaiming “you can put that rag in the bin!”.

To universal disinterest, MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN.

Same for the Prince 20Ten album, without the theatrics. It was that one I think, in which case it was a shitty album too.

 

[Penelope]

HOWLING

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm not normally a MEME QUEEN, but today's have been QUITE FUN

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh right. Icon. Why bother coming out of an egg at the Grammys.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I love a confirmation that nobody gives a fuck

 

[GinAg (39)]

Did ITV drop schedules? Surely no one watches ITV News for a significant story.

Channel 4 must have had a huge night. The only channel that didn't misjudge the mood.

 

[Lucille]

@ButterTart got record ratings.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

We don't even have Simon McCoy to role his eyes anymore.

 

[foopy]

So I've thought a lot about this and all I have to say is

I love Martine Croxall

 

[win_the_game]

Rumoured overnight ratings (stolen from Digital Spy):

BBC1
19:30 Prince Philip: 1.92m (12%)
21:00: Prince Philip: 2.1m (12%)

ITV
17:00 Prince Philip: 1.8m (16%)
19:00 Prince Philip 1.5m (10%

Channel 4
21:00 Gogglebox - 4.2m

 

[GinAg (39)]

Doesn't take a statistician...

 

[Ellie]

Rumoured overnight ratings (stolen from Digital Spy):

BBC1
19:30 Prince Philip: 1.92m (12%)
21:00: Prince Philip: 2.1m (12%)

ITV
17:00 Prince Philip: 1.8m (16%)
19:00 Prince Philip 1.5m (10%

Channel 4
21:00 Gogglebox - 4.2m

Oh I'd love to see the streaming services release their figures last night too.

 

[GinAg (39)]

They should have timed the announcement for later. Do what Boris does, hit them between the eyes during prime time.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Funeral confirmed next Saturday. That's literally the only thing I'm interested in ongoing

 

[GinAg (39)]

8 days of national mourning!

 

[GinAg (39)]

It was barely 8 minutes.

 

[GinAg (39)]

His coffin will be carried in a Landrover

 

[ButterTart]

Are we expected to work through those 8 days? It will ring a bit hollow if we're only allowed to feel sad after 5pm.

 

[octophone]

Harry's coming over. Meghan's not. "Medical advice". I guess being unable to stop laughing isn't good if you're expecting, she's bound to wee herself.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Boris not invited.

 

[octophone]

Boris not invited.

Fair. One sex pest is plenty.

 

[dmlaw]

Boris not invited.

Presumably if he was, they'd have to invite the likes of Starmer, Sturgeon and whoever is the leader of the Liberal Democrats in order not to be political. When they've only got 30 invites to play with, they probably want to avoid that.

 

[octophone]

Presumably if he was, they'd have to invite the likes of Starmer, Sturgeon and whoever is the leader of the Liberal Democrats...

SHADE!

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Madíson]

 

[GNL]

TOUCHING tribute from Prince Andrew. "We're all in the same boat", just some of us are the Captain and some of are being TRAFFICKED in the cargo hold.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Why is he getting air time?

 

[ButterTart]

Why is he getting air time?

Probably safer to have him where we can see him.

 

[Sheena]

This is his redemption arc, isn’t it? No one will call him out whilst he’s grieving for his old man, so perfect timing to get him out and in front of the cameras again.

 

[ButterTart]

This is his redemption arc, isn’t it? No one will call him out whilst he’s grieving for his old man, so perfect timing to get him out and in front of the cameras again.

The second he's spotted sweating on camera though, everyone will know he's a bullshitter.

 

[cwej]

Sorry... what DOES it show? That MOST of us don't GIVE A SHIT?!