Melodifestivalen 2025: Deltävling One (Luleå)

[ADONK5]

Oh I NEED to see this at the final.

Of Eurovision

 

[win_the_game]

Oh I NEED to see this at the final.

You really are a PERVERT.

 

[ButterTart]

Sweden furiously waving their balloons with the apologetic politeness of a thousand suns.

 

[Madison]

How sweaty must Mr double leather be?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh I NEED to see this at the final.

Here’s your reality check diva, who should I make it out to?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

That said, only having three qualifiers admittedly does make stuff like this a lot more threatening and zero sum than it used to be.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Do we get an actual AC this year or is it last year’s nonsense again?

 

[ButterTart]

This next one is also a banger. This is such a front-loaded semi.

 

[Madison]

None of them wearing seatbelts.

 

[FetchFugly]

Bless her, she is no Brett Anderson when it comes to slinging a microphone.

 

[ButterTart]

You're the kids in where, love?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is this ALL backing vocals?

 

[ADONK5]

Is this just Kids in America?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Was about to switch over to Slovenia, because light entertainment is appalling in any language. But this 80s throwback toot, complete with old boot is exactly what the doctor prescribed.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Madison]

The only thing worse than plagiarists are lazy plagiarists.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She’s not even singing!

 

[ButterTart]

I will be LIVID if this gets paid dust,

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Not even a key change can make this bearable!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

OK the lack of singing is dog shit. U-turn.

 

[ButterTart]

She’s not even singing!

She's missed far too many notes to be miming

 

[FetchFugly]

The EXTREME close up

Very enjoyable.

 

[ADONK5]

Okay the key change has sent this up in my estimation

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I will be LIVID if this gets paid dust,

Look, I defend you even when others don't, BUT THERE IS A LIMIT

 

[ButterTart]

Why am I the positive one this year please

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh just look at him

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

John solemnly holding his monkey.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Ooh GREAT I’m joining just in time for JOHN LUNDVIK

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh wait it’s a GIRAFFE

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Why am I the positive one this year please

Because they're they're desperately not trying and musically that's your vibe. Might be wrong.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

We do not need a worst of thanks

 

[FetchFugly]

Iconically unimpressed reindeer.

 

[ButterTart]

Don't think I'm ready for some hastily remixed Hillsong.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Oh wait it’s a GIRAFFE

Would @ZenGiraffe like to be HELD by JOHN?

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Linda Bengtzing the clear winner of the night so far!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Send reindeer please.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Take a breath and breathe.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

The only thing worse than plagiarists are lazy plagiarists.

It's not quite that derivative.

 

[ButterTart]

He has such Youth Pastor energy. I bet he did anti-drug plays in school assemblies back in the day.