Melodifestivalen 2024: Grand Final (Stockholm)

[dzjermlaw]

Why is there tin foil on the piano?

So the CIA don’t steal her thoughts. They’ve already taken the bottom half of her jumper.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

She does not sound good. Did Jacq give her the cold back?

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

The camera work on this is APPALLING

 

[Madison]

Hey, it’s not easy to write a new song

 

[ADONK5]

I think I prefer Light to this.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Well, that was the biggest disappointment of the night so far

 

[FetchFugly]

The verses are just a bit twee and the draping herself all over the piano is kind of awkward but the chorus is good, rough vocal moments notwithstanding.

 

[win_the_game]

Those glory notes.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Smurfie]

Yikes

 

[auretz]

I just imagined the gag if they decided to move Una Voce Per San Marino to the Sunday after Melodifestivalen next year imagine the fallout when the fan fav competes there (and loses to someone random obviously)

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Pulling that mic away like he was in any way singing that big note

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

It is a perfect Eurovision host song. No chance of winning but will go off in the hall and looks good on tv.

Don’t fucking send it in English though.

 

[dzjermlaw]

They are going to have to get rid of quite a lot of dancers to be able to hide all of the people who are really singing this on the Eurovision stage.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

I want this in Malmö.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I would love to see that beat M&M

 

[ADONK5]

I’ll grudgingly give them a point for the key change.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The crowd were going APE SHIT.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

It’s literally the perfect host entry! SEND THAT SWEDEN!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

In a just world, this would win with at least as large a margin as Tattoo did

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

If something HETEROSEXUAL must win I’d be quite happy with that.

 

[Smurfie]

I don’t think I could cope Medina not going through again.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

You have to say that Julie “Kill J” doesn’t really seem to live up to her name…

 

[FetchFugly]

This is my least favourite song tonight.

Unfortunate outfit too.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I don't know if it is just because of what it's followed, but Dragon is so LIFELESS

 

[ButterTart]

If the reaction in the arena was anything to go by, I’d be saying Medina will win by a landslide.

 

[auretz]

This is all far too Break A Broken Heart

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

God this is TEDIOUS

 

[ADONK5]

The fire columns add much more to the performance than Liamoo does.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

For all the DOOM and GLOOM it’s not that bad a final, although it still falls massively short of Benidormfest or Sanremo this year (and of course SAN MARINO!)

 

[dzjermlaw]

Dragon is so boring. Clearly going for the Tusse vote.

 

[Madison]

Flush.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

At least Bluffin’ had a bit more OOMPH to it.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

What’s the TWAT CAPE about?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

God this is TEDIOUS

Isn't it just. I know 'Effortless' isn't going to win, but if it ends up below shit like this. Oh dear.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

For all the DOOM and GLOOM it’s not that bad a final, although it still falls massively short of Benidormfest or Sanremo this year (and of course SAN MARINO!)

Imagine how good the final would be with Elisa, Fröken Snusk and GUNNY

 

[Apo-KANT!]

I do NOT want this in Malmö.

 

[Madison]

Is it too late to sell this song to Azerbaijan?

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

It’s just the same vein as TUSSE.

And look how well THAT TURNED OUT.