Melodifestivalen 2023: Deltävling 3 - Lidköping

[ADONK5]

I wish there were eight songs in each heat and much less awful padding

 

[FetchFugly]

It must all happen on this tourbus.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m so excited for this one. I love that they deliberately withheld it from a female, lest they end up with any women having a memorable song this year.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Two key change entries in a row this week

 

[ButterTart]

The random young one.

 

[FetchFugly]

The random young one.

He looks like he wandered in by mistake.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

He looks like he wandered in by mistake.

He's free to ANY TIME HE LIKES

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Fun for dads?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

At least it’s a good song!

 

[ButterTart]

This is the greatest and best thing I’ve ever heard.

 

[win_the_game]

This sounds like schlager produced by AI

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Imagine Bengtzing mugging to this

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

This better DTF

 

[ADONK5]

Imagine Bengtzing mugging to this

That was e det fel pa mig wasn’t it?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh
My
Bengtzing

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Now THAT’S how you have a mid-life crisis!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

That could really have done with a Magnus guest turn. Not much of a performer, is he?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

At least it’s a good song!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This better DTF

Don't put the life savings on it

 

[Alla]

This @ButterTart friendly number is gonna go to AC at least.

 

[win_the_game]

This male presenter is terrible. Not even deserving enough to be turned into MONGE.

 

[ButterTart]

I think that just replaced Panetoz as my song of the series.

 

[ButterTart]

This @ButterTart friendly number is gonna go to AC at least.

I kind of hope it doesn’t go DTF just so I can get it on Spotify tonight.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

What is happening

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Why am I watching this

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Now THAT’S how you have a mid-life crisis!

ASPIRE TO MORE

 

[FetchFugly]

Imagine Bengtzing mugging to this

Why oh why won't they let the girls loose on songs like this anymore? They always have to attempt to modernise them.

Anyway it was great, a bit Listen to Your Heartbeat at the start of the chorus.

 

[ButterTart]

Is this guy fucking a camera?

 

[C’est la VoR]

That second one was fun, but I feel it would stand a better chance if the lead singer was a sexy bear like the boys from Arvingärna, rather than having the appearence and stage presence of an affable high school maths teacher.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

FINALLY A WOMAN

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

(should I get excited?)

 

[ButterTart]

Looking a bit like Lilian from Shameless in the VT.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Ready to remember absolutely nothing about this Mel V song in three minutes

 

[win_the_game]

Why did no one tell her she still had that silver tat in her hair?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Feel like this is Popstars The Rivals

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

A BALLID

 

[FetchFugly]

These lyrics...

 

[C’est la VoR]

Never forget that this is almost certainly a song about yearning for the warm embrace of Mariette's pussy.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

(should I get excited?)

Oh love.

 

[ADONK5]

Did she take that “doing doing doing” bit from her ex?