Mariah's Barbie

[dUb]

 

[dUb]

Everyone's saying it doesn't look like her but I think it's a pretty good Mariahfied Barbie effort

Won't be buying mind you

 

[dUb]

alright calm down

 

[Suomi]

Well I know a special little guy who will be receiving this terrible doll in his stocking this year

 

[GinAg (39)]

Well I know a special little guy who will be receiving this terrible doll in his stocking this year

Mark Francois?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Won't be buying mind you

 

[dUb]

Oh if it was Fantasy/Honey/Heartbreaker/Loverboy themed I’d be all over it

Christmas Mariah bores me

 

[GNL]

Oh if it was Fantasy/Honey/Heartbreaker/Loverboy themed I’d be all over it

Christmas Mariah bores me

Quite short-sighted of Mattel not to offer an ARRAY of costume changes. Do they not know pop loons at all?

 

[Zu]

Does it talk? I think it’s a missed opportunity if not

I DON’T KNOW HER
MORE CHARDONNAY NOW
QUEEF

 

[Zu]

Well I know a special little guy who will be receiving this terrible doll in his stocking this year

“This terrible doll”

 

[Kratz]

Isn't that Carrie Underwood?

 

[KindaCool]

OH DEAR. Why are they always doing Mariah dirty like this?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh if it was Fantasy/Honey/Heartbreaker/Loverboy themed I’d be all over it

Christmas Mariah bores me

Now in hindsight I think the whole Loverboy video/look was made to be Barbiefied! Is it too late to make it happen?

 

[Zu]

OH DEAR. Why are they always doing Mariah dirty like this?

Who’s always doing her dirty? Mariah confirms that she approved it after eight bottles of Chablis

Looks like Charlotte Perrelli but HEY HO!

 

[Zu]

Clever Mattel know that the lambs will buy any old rubbish

 

[KindaCool]

 

[Funky]

Surely if they just released a regular MARIAH doll it would be more like a Barbie doll anyway!

 

[Pipo]

I would probably buy a Mariah Barbie doll if she was wearing the Rainbow album cover "outfit".

 

[GNL]

Surely if they just released a regular MARIAH doll it would be more like a Barbie doll anyway!

But more SKINNY

 

[Funky]

But more SKINNY

For the #1s album special edition they’d have to replace the legs with TOOTHPICKS

 

[Pipo]

For the #1s album special edition they’d have to replace the legs with TOOTHPICKS

anything instead of THIS MONSTROSITY

 

[Funky]

That has to be the SAUDI version

 

[Phoenix]

It’s giving

 

[Funky]

At least they had a good guess at where the legs go, as the legs on the original were INVISIBLE TO THE NAKED EYE

 

[OutSynk]

Everyone's saying it doesn't look like her

I mean, they're almost identical.

 

[Funky]

FAT BITCH

 

[dmlaw]

Will Mattel also be doing a doll of that homeless guy who she posed next to to be her Ken?

 

[KindaCool]

This is not right and it's not ok.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

It’s giving

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Is that RuPaul?

 

[Zu]

anything instead of THIS MONSTROSITY

Isn’t that ROSIE RIBBONS?

 

[Zu]

FAT BITCH

So horribly bloated. That’ll be all the Veuve C and dry roasted

 

[Pipo]

Will Mattel also be doing a doll of that homeless guy who she posed next to to be her Ken?

Mattel should hire you cause that would be undoubtedly ICONIC

she's an elusive chanteuse and he's just KEN-not find a home

 

[KindaCool]

Horseshit.

The only Ken in Mariah's life is KEN LEE

 

[Zu]

Mattel should hire you cause that would be undoubtedly ICONIC

she's an elusive chanteuse and he's just KEN-not find a home

This picture

Why is her hand folded like that? Is she about to beg for coppers?

 

[dUb]

The final one is better… I think?

 

[Nancy]

One of the greatest voices of our generation. Pictured here with Mariah Carey.

 

[KindaCool]

 

[GNL]

This thread title always gives me the ick.

 

[dUb]

Looks a lot better than that initial version

 

[dUb]

This thread title always gives me the ick.

Now containing 90% less ick