Lindsay Lohan 2022 Comeback: PREGNANT!

[Pipo]

Well she looks fantastic. I hope Dina bags a cameo in at least one of them.

Not Dina this time but her sister Aliana again. God I wish she would retire the old trick of trying to make her sister happen, literally nobody gives a shit.

 

[OutSynk]

@OutSynk want to book a first watch PARTY?

Omg I just got Netflix.

 

[Pipo]

Omg I just got Netflix.

Netflix subscriptions soaring because of Lilo! Her power.

 

[OutSynk]

Netflix subscriptions soaring because of Lilo! Her power.

I started watching ELITE last night and

 

[Jark]

love that LiLo has the sole main credit on the poster blonde Glee man whomst?

we're all just here for the LOHANAISSANCE

 

[Pipo]

I started watching ELITE last night and

Elite is one of the most fucked things I've seen in my life. I bailed out during Season 3.

This is one of the best Queens who like to watch episodes ever.

Spoiler

 

[Pipo]

This looks absolutely TERRIBLE and no doubt we will be watching

 

[Pipo]

Looking good Linds

 

[Jark]

a fabulous shoot

 

[OutSynk]

Elite is one of the most fucked things I've seen in my life. I bailed out during Season 3.

I've now watched all seasons and wat mean pls?

 

[OutSynk]

Thank you for bumping this by the way @Jark, I was meaning to ask @Pipo but forgot.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[KindaCool]

I like that she hired Mariah's makeup stylish

 

[Pipo]

She kinda looks human again. Go Linds.

 

[KindaCool]

 

[Pipo]

TOO MUCH TEEF

 

[VoR]

This looks EXCEPTIONAL

 

[straightorbroken]

She somehow outdid The Faint. I cannot wait.

 

[ButterTart]

This looks absolutely TERRIBLE and no doubt we will be watching

This looks like absolute dogshit and I can’t wait to watch it several times over the next month.

 

[VoR]

She really does bring it every ball

 

[Dark Carnival]

This looks EXCEPTIONAL

Your faves could NEVER

 

[OutSynk]

This looks EXCEPTIONAL

"Acting subhuman"

 

[KindaCool]

Already nominated for an Oscar!

 

[OutSynk]

This looks EXCEPTIONAL

Is this the pivotal scene where the title comes from?

 

[COB]

Is this instead of or in addition to a Vanessa Hudgens Netflix Christmas film this year? I want both queens to get money.

 

[KindaCool]

Vanessa WHO? It's FREDDIE PRINZE JR. we should be talking about!



Netflix is where careers go to be resuscitated (but then left on life support).

 

[COB]

I'm only interested in Freddie if he brings his wife along

 

[Pipo]

It's a given this is a terrible movie, most Xmas movies are dreadful but it's VERY CAMP; the GAY boyfriend

 

[Pipo]

Aliana Lohan being shoehorned in this BAFFLES ME, I bet Linds go "I'll sign only if my talentless boring sister has a part". Her acting is the definition of subhuman and I cringed at how she delivered a total of 5 lines throughout the movie with so much fright in her eyes.

 

[Jark]

looking truly stun.







not the Lohanaissance extending to reappraisal of The Canyons

 

[GNL]

The Canyons was truly, truly terrible. I am not a Brett Easton Ellis fan though, so it was never going to be for me, even if it weren't shot like an episode of the Real Housewives.

 

[GNL]

New Queen of Christmas!

Who's for a refreshing glass of PILK?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ew?

 

[OutSynk]

I'm gonna try this tonight.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Good luck

 

[GNL]

Let's all have a pilk sync drink.

 

[Pipo]

Omg, Talk about a COMEBACK! What's next? Another movie to be released on proper cinemas? A role in the MCU?

 

[OutSynk]

A role in the MCU?

Jean Grey is coming.

 

[Kratz]

Somebody get that woman as Oscar role!

Has there even been a more thrilling comeback?

 

[Jark]

the Lohanaissance is such a beautiful thing. I want some pilk tomorrow.