Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[ZjermGiraffe]

CAN SOMEONE (PREFERABLY HETEROSEXUAL) EXPLAIN FIVE WHEELED CARS TO ME PLEASE?

From: https://www.tmz.com/2024/03/04/kate...ed-public-first-time-mystery-hospitalization/

 

[octophone]

Right, this is getting silly - why would they photoshop the actual car? That has to be fake.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Right, this is getting silly - why would they photoshop the actual car? That has to be fake.

BELIEVE NOTHING THEY SEND!

Spoiler

I think it is just a weird thing with the trees in the background looking like another tyre, but that is NO FUN AT ALL and so we won't speak sense again

 

[octophone]

They've made the shot so grainy that the tyres and the trees are the same colour, which they really shouldn't be.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I’ve CRACKED THE CODE, it’s a THIRD WHEEL like POOR KATE!

 

[jivafox]

That’s the ghost of Princess Diana.

 

[octophone]

That’s the ghost of Princess Diana.

"There were five wheels in this marriage"

 

[Sheena]

I'm a bit BORED it's all gone QUIET again. Can't we force them to DO something (fake)?

 

[octophone]

Given how badly it has all gone, I feel like we'll get nothing else until she's actually ready/able to appear in public in a normal way. In her coffin, at the funeral.

 

[jivafox]

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[AGinAg (38)]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Kirstie has never been the same since she ate that airpod

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Sad that there has been no additional drama today though, I'm having withdrawals

 

[GNL]

Royal titles are SO CONFUSING.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

That's Kate Middleton, Chaos-bringer of Humiliation and Mockery née Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE, to give her full title

 

[Berly]

Top TikTok blind item account (you want more I’ll give you more) is saying that Peggy Wessex is pregnant and Kate had a breakdown

 

[octophone]

Sorry, who is "Peggy Wessex"? Feel free to be creative but I have no idea who that is.

 

[jyxz]

Sorry, who is "Peggy Wessex"? Feel free to be creative but I have no idea who that is.

No I don’t get it either…..

 

[Sheena]

Isn’t that meaning the woman he was supposedly having an affair with who he liked to be pegged by?

 

[Marina Salty]

Top TikTok blind item account (you want more I’ll give you more) is saying that Peggy Wessex is pregnant and Kate had a breakdown

Is this breakdown the reason why she's locked up in that mental asylum the Spanish lady suggested?

 

[octophone]

Isn’t that meaning the woman he was supposedly having an affair with who he liked to be pegged by?

Oh.

OH!

 

[Sheena]

 

[Jark]

Top TikTok blind item account (you want more I’ll give you more) is saying that Peggy Wessex is pregnant and Kate had a breakdown

well don't be a TEASE!

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Quite telling that the media is turning on Kate. Suggests to me that the inner circle are potentially quietly briefing the media and to shape the court of public opinion accordingly?

Lest we forget that Diana was often harassed and mocked in the media until she met her tragic end… I remember being a kid seeing Harry Hill of all people making a joke during prime time family viewing about her alleged shagging of rugby player Will Carling.

 

[jyxz]

New Popbitch out…..

 

[jyxz]

Sorry - nothing to get excited about

 

[funky]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh look, another rabbit hole has appeared

 

[jyxz]

Oh look, another rabbit hole has appeared

He’s gay, she’s the beard and the children are Wills offspring.

After a day of nothing, this will do nicely!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

So Wills got her pregnant and she had to marry an OLD QUEEN to cover it up?

 

[Penelope]

BEGUILING ROSE HANBURY

 

[Sheena]

It remains ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING that this level of cover-up is happening in 2024 and this ROTTEN OLD LOT think they can get away with it!

 

[Sheena]

I would fucking LOVE to be a fly on the wall at MEGHAN AND HARRY towers. They must be RUBBING THEIR TITS with GLEE!

 

[Sheena]

Also, I know I don't wish anyone dead, but imagine if it DOES come out that Wills' illegitimate BABIES causes R K8 to have a breakdown just at the same time OL' CHUCK kicked the bucket and he was declared King.

There'd be fucking UPROAR- I genuinely think that COULD end the monarchy

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

ONLY The Queen (barely) kept the in-bred REPROBATES in line, it does seem to be COMPLETELY falling apart without her.

 

[lolly]

I don't think she kept them in line at all - just that a lot of people who didn't particularly value the monarchy still had a level of respect for her. So to an extent she could keep the public on side regardless of what was going on.

Plus of course it was far easier to cover things up for most of her reign.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It's been falling apart for a while.

But wasn't it always to some degree?

 

[GNL]

Imagine how poor Rose Hanbury feels, logging on to the internet after a hard day marchionessing in Cholomondley, only to discover the world has decided her son is a Prince and her husband a QUEEN.

 

[dmlaw]

Illegitimate kids older than George, as well. Imagine if they pop over to France and come back at the head of an army.

 

[GNL]

Illegitimate kids tend not to be a PROBLEM. There's been centuries worth of precedent there.

It's the CATHOLICS you want to watch out for.