Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[ButterTart]

This is lovely so far

What channel are you watching it sounds great

 

[Star]

Oooooh the dress

 

[FetchFugly]

Love this. Glad the audience gave up with the clapping, it was not helping.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

12455 Albania
went for a piss during Latvia (after the pussy bit of course)

 

[Nancy]

Albania was awful. Latvia and Lithuania have been ACE!

 

[KNT]

That was MY multiverse of madness.

 

[RS]

What channel are you watching it sounds great

Why didn’t you give me Lithuania for Worldvision?!

 

[ButterTart]

When’s the Lithuanian song starting?

 

[straightorbroken]

I don't think I'll ever say anything bad about an ASFM heat sequencing ever again.

 

[lolly]

Someone please reassure me it gets better

 

[dzjermlaw]

12455 Albania
went for a piss during Latvia (after the pussy bit of course)

Is that the first time you have waited around for a bit of pussy?

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

lithuania, no thanks, DULL

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I fear this won't qualify, but with such a dreadful semi WHO KNOWS?

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Lithuania definitely best so far but that's not saying much

 

[lolly]

40 Albania
25 Latvia
55 Lithuania

 

[Marina Salty]

Someone please reassure me it gets better

Well it gets, just not now

 

[dzjermlaw]

Someone please reassure me it gets better

It does. Although not for a little bit.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Lithuania barely had a reaction here

 

[ButterTart]

Someone please reassure me it gets better

Switzerland are on next so it’s somehow about to get worse.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

If I stop posting, Switzerland put me to sleep x

 

[RS]

Lithuania
Albania


Latvia

 

[Nancy]

Why were people shouting "Pussy" in a song about vegetables?

 

[ButterTart]

If this gets through I’ll shit everywhere

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

GLORIOUS!

 

[win_the_game]

Switzerland is actively HATEFUL.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

SULTRY GEM

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

God this is drab already

 

[KNT]

Lithuania was FAB. I imagine it's not making the final

 

[ButterTart]

Oh FUCK OFF. Goujon’s Tits has a lot to answer for.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Why were people shouting "Pussy" in a song about vegetables?

The original line was ‘instead of meat, I eat salad and pussy’ but the EBU made them change it.

 

[straightorbroken]

The promise of a construction worker bear just came crumbling down.

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

If this gets through I’ll shit everywhere

Martha’s identity finally revealed

 

[Nancy]

He likes to wear his head at a jaunty angle.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Why were people shouting "Pussy" in a song about vegetables?

It was that or CUNT

 

[lolly]

DREARY

 

[Ellie]

Well I liked Lithuania. Switzerland is

 

[ButterTart]

James Newman wants his coat back

 

[FetchFugly]

I think this is my least favourite song this year.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

GO BACK TO SOME HIPSTER NIGHTCLUB ON A THURSDAY NIGHT 9 PM GIG. SUCH TREACHERY AND DISTASTE HE HAS THE GALL TO SHOW UP FOR EUROVISION AND WASTE 3 MINUTES OF EVERYONES TIME.

 

[Marina Salty]

Why were people shouting "Pussy" in a song about vegetables?

That was the actual lyric, but they can't say the word on EBU, they had to resort to the crowd