Captain Sir Tom Moore DEAD

[Halli]

‘I’m afraid I’ve already given that exclusive to HELLO! magazine’

Captain Sir Tom nude and confused

But can he get the steps in?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

This latest development might be her greatest work yet. There needs to be a three-part ITV drama about the whole insane debacle when the dust has settled.

Starring Sheridan Smith as Sir Tom?

 

[Finnland]

And Helena Bonham-Carter as our Hannah

 

[PercyPig]

The free pass they got for their FORREN holiday always irks me when poor influencers were being harassed for going to Dubai

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Did they get a free pass? It literally KILLED HIM!

 

[ButterTart]

Did they get a free pass? It literally KILLED HIM!

Yes, but Hannah lived and had a lovely tan to show for it, which is the main thing for her.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

This is definitely up there in the annals of bonkers British stories

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I’d like to be all up in Captain Tom’s annals.

 

[big ron]

Did they get a free pass? It literally KILLED HIM!

I heard they faked his death to increase donations. He’s been spotted hanging out with Tupac.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It was probably just some child in a withered old man suit.

 

[jivafox]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[big ron]

It was probably just some child in a withered old man suit.

It was Madeline McCann smothered in hummus

 

[jivafox]

SO EVIL!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

SO EVIL!

I have never seen this! What a megalomaniac!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Is she Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of Evilshire's DRAG MOTHER?

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Is she Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of Evilshire's DRAG MOTHER?

Not without a GLOSSY MANE

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Christ both the daughters, look like the women YOU'D NEVER WANT TO WORK WITH.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Is she Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of Evilshire's DRAG MOTHER?

They feed their evil into her nightly serving of MONGE

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[jivafox]

Imagine reaching 100 and then living through horrors worse than WW2.

 

[Ellie]

Imagine reaching 100 and then living through horrors worse than WW2.

I mean, he ran training courses for motorcyclists in India and Burma/Myanmar during WW2, was temporarily promoted to Captain near the end of the war in his 20s and then got to use the title for the rest of his life. Hardly subjected to the height of combat.

 

[jivafox]

I mean, he ran training courses for motorcyclists in India and Burma/Myanmar during WW2, was temporarily promoted to Captain near the end of the war in his 20s and then got to use the title for the rest of his life. Hardly subjected to the height of combat.

Wow so the fraud creeps higher up the family tree!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Christ both the daughters, look like the women YOU'D NEVER WANT TO WORK WITH.

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They’re giving Head of HR.

 

[KNT]

Christ both the daughters, look like the women YOU'D NEVER WANT TO WORK WITH.

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You just know they run a press office like GUANTANAMO BAY.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I mean, he ran training courses for motorcyclists in India and Burma/Myanmar during WW2, was temporarily promoted to Captain near the end of the war in his 20s and then got to use the title for the rest of his life. Hardly subjected to the height of combat.

Cancelled from BEYOND THE GRAVE by @Ellie

 

[ButterTart]

Christ both the daughters, look like the women YOU'D NEVER WANT TO WORK WITH.

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Destiny's Child (If the child in question is Mary Bell)

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is that the DEATH KNELL?!?

 

[big ron]

Just checked in to the Captain Sir Tom Ketamine Clinic for a treatment

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

The heat is on the Captain Tom Foundation spa complex – and it’s not coming from the indoor pool | Marina Hyde

You thought this story couldn’t get weirder: but now Central Bedfordshire council wants the building to be torn down, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

How did we never cover these?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

£104 to go to sleep with Sir Lord Captain Corporal Lady Dr Baron Earl Viscount Major Tom Moore QC CEO BA MA Ceasar. Bargain!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

£104 to go to sleep with Sir Lord Captain Corporal Lady Dr Baron Earl Viscount Major Tom Moore QC CEO BA MA Ceasar. Bargain!

That's Sir Lord Captain Corporal Lady Dr Baron Earl Viscount Major SIR Tom Moore QC CEO BA MA Ceasar to you.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I wonder if the children he left in Myanmar have his WICKED GENES as well?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I've just read that one of his bitch daughters works in homeopathy. Makes sense.

 

[Peekaboo]

I know we shouldn't gloat but it's so satisfying when your instincts are right from the very start.

An investigation on the MCCANN'S FINANCES next please.

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[Finnland]

Ugh, I simply adore her. One of the best new British villain characters in YEARS

I missed this at the time but it's clearly another iconic moment from the wicked Hannah -

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Hannah racing to get the press release out before he dies.