The Netherlands 2024: Joost Klein - Europapa

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Well aren't we having a LOVELY DAY? Is it because it's an extra day, that we're being spoiled with what Eurovision 1995 was MEANT TO SOUND LIKE?

The 2 Unlimited break down is 13/10. The theme is 13/10. The performance will likely be 4/10.

On average 28/10.

 

[C’est la VoR]

On second listen I liked it a bit better, but I was expecting it to hit a lot harder.

Am i going mad or does it have a very slight Moi...Lolita vibe?

 

[C’est la VoR]

For some reason I thought this was in Semi One. Actually he's in the back end of Semi Two with Belgium, Austria and Switzerland all voting.

I rescind my NQ prediction.

 

[Bypass]

Shit. Sorry

 

[ButterTart]

I like it but I think it will suffer by comparison to the glut of weird shit this year.

 

[ADONK5]

The spirit of Rambo Amadeus lives on.

 

[auretz]

Very Eurotrash (as in the show)

 

[KNT]

I definitely would have downloaded this to my MP3 player in 2005.

 

[TiShh]

It's giving me "total disaster on the night"

 

[TiShh]

It's giving me "total disaster on the night"

Actually more apt to use this

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Actually more apt to use this

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Will it qualify? We can only pray

 

[Jacques]

It's basically the remainer answer to Flying The Flag (For You).

I can't wait to get home from work and be able to listen, as this has just set my expectations SKY HIGH

 

[C’est la VoR]

Big first day on Spotify

#1 Netherlands
#2 Belgium

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

There’s a good song here, I really hope the staging doesn’t lean too hard on the novelty factor. Though that video doesn’t have me VERY HOPEFUL.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Over 2 million views in under 24 hours is wild.

 

[Kaleen]

Over 2 million views in under 24 hours is wild.

He’s massive in the Netherlands. Im not surprised.

The song is fucking awful.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Not as good as Austria this year, but so much better than Austria last year.

 

[Kevin]

He’s massive in the Netherlands. Im not surprised.

The song is fucking awful.

Yes and no. He is a very popular live act, but he has never had a hit here. Even Friesenjung only got to #47. This will be huge though.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It absolutely bangs. Hoping it pays off on stage, because he's a bit of a tit (but then so is Finland).

 

[Kaleen]

I have this second last, only Estonia is worse than this.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Out of interest, here's where all the Dutch entries have charted at home since they started doing well again

#1 Birds (2 weeks)
#1 Calm After The Storm (4 weeks)
#7 Walk Along
#5 Slow Down
#14 Lights & Shadows
#40 Outlaw In 'Em
#1 Arcade (2 weeks)
#48 Grow
#30 Birth of a New Age
#1 De diepte (1 week)
#42 Burning Daylight

 

[OutSynk]

I haven't seen the music video but the song doesn't really scream "joke" entry to me like Finland does.

 

[C’est la VoR]

I think the fact that Netherlands, Finland and to a lesser extent Croatia and Estonia all have the same deep voiced spoken-word/rapped verses will conflate them a lot in people's minds, even if the styles are ultimately quite different.

Joost and Windows95man looking so similar probaably won't help either.

 

[Bypass]

I think the fact that Netherlands, Finland and to a lesser extent Croatia and Estonia all have the same deep voiced spoken-word/rapped verses will conflate them a lot in people's minds, even if the styles are ultimately quite different.

Joost and Windows95man looking so similar probaably won't help either.

I fully expect between the 4 of them to be at least 2 casualties on the scoreboard

 

[Kaleen]

I think the fact that Netherlands, Finland and to a lesser extent Croatia and Estonia all have the same deep voiced spoken-word/rapped verses will conflate them a lot in people's minds, even if the styles are ultimately quite different.

My bottom 4 in a nutshell.

 

[OutSynk]

My bottom 4 in a nutshell.

 

[C’est la VoR]

I fully expect between the 4 of them to be at least 2 casualties on the scoreboard

I think only Croatia will do serious damage on finals night. It's going to be interesting to see if all four get through the semis though. Estonia seem most likely to be edged out, I think that one is very much a local phenomenon which probably won't really translate. Would love to see Finland flop too though, they deserve a slap on the wrist for making such a lazy choice.

 

[Kaleen]

I just don’t like that type of music.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I just don’t like that type of music.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[straightorbroken]

The 2 Unlimited bit did join me for a ride and speed up the music, but so far it's not clicked.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[OutSynk]

The more Kala hates it the more I love it. It's only a matter of time until @ButterTart breaks down and fully gives himself to this.

Üropa pa pa pa pa pa pa

 

[Kevin]

After being online for only 7 hours already a new entry at #18.

 

[Jacques]

Out of interest, here's where all the Dutch entries have charted at home since they started doing well again

#1 Birds (2 weeks)
#1 Calm After The Storm (4 weeks)
#7 Walk Along
#5 Slow Down
#14 Lights & Shadows
#40 Outlaw In 'Em
#1 Arcade (2 weeks)
#48 Grow
#30 Birth of a New Age
#1 De diepte (1 week)
#42 Burning Daylight

Grow deserved so much more, but I guess the contest not happening can't have helped (without knowing how many of these peaks came around the time of Eurovision week)

Anyway, this song is a lot better than it deserves to be, coming from someone who looks so punchable.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I think this is in my top 5 now I fear.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I think this is in my top 5 now I fear.

 

[RJN]

I love it so much. 10/10 year based on what I’ve heard (Netherlands, Austria, and UK only)

 

[OutSynk]

I think this is in my top 5 now I fear.

 

[C’est la VoR]

1.2 million streams in The Netherlands alone yesterday, plus another 176k in Belgium.

Debuts at #104 on Spotify Global with 1.6m

Absolutely crazy massive for a Dutch language song.