Finland 2023: Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Ok time to listen to the Tattoo studio version and prolapse

I'm ON IT

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

If we send Rina then this Eurovision will be saved.

 

[Alla]

Who won?

CHA CHA CHA

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

We’ve got this, Vesna, Alessandra and potentially Loreen in the same semi

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Cha Cha Cha is definitely going the Go_A path of doing middling with the jury and coming second in the televote.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Really would need a bananas (BANAS!) jury skew.

Cha Cha Cha is going to smash the public vote if early numbers and the engagement on the song are anything to go by.

Literally a hulk-smash. 51% of public votes went to Käärijä.

 

[C’est la VoR]

That last shot!

 

[Apo-KANT!]

KING

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The deranged ballroom dancers was such an inspired touch!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What’s great is that this entry is so uniquely Finnish whilst also being very FUN FOR GAYS. It’s going to be a strong competitor as it will be equally a massive fave amongst the casuals and the euroloons.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

The deranged ballroom dancers was such an inspired touch!

PERFECT.

I wonder if they'll try and replicate the video boxing ring (but one they can open up in a similar fashion) for Liverpool. They should.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

SHOW TONGUE PLEASE

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The friends I would betray and the lives I would ruin to have that man lapping at my hole.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

SHOW TONGUE PLEASE

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MOOPMOJI NOW

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh she’s getting LOADED UP tonight for sure.

 

[OutSynk]

UMK not the only place she's coming last tonight.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Käärijä seems like the kind of guy to put his dick in anyhthing.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Could we have a multiple choice option? I could see this as the winner but also top five depending on what else is picked.

 

[C’est la VoR]

It’s crazy!
It’s party!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

BANGER

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I really do need to be on a diet that consists entirely of his LOADS.

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

11 bussys out of 10.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

ROBIN



KUUMA



KÄÄRIJÄ



KEIRA



BENJAMIN



LXANDRA



PORTION BOYS

Insane how good the staging for all of these is.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

What a night of dreams. This gay pig and his super camp dancers are giving everything.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Insane how good the staging for all of these is.

*So* good. Really, most of those would have been serviceable entries but KING Käärijä deservedly smashed the field.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

This has everything and is a great song to boot. It’s going to do SO well.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Also, why on EARTH did Benjamin style his hair like MARK GATISS IN NIGHTY NIGHT?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

He's third favourite to win, surely Finland are going to do VERY WELL with this.

 

[C’est la VoR]

I could see a world where Sweden win the jury, but this storms the televote.

Again, that's with Ukraine remaining a big old question mark in terms of the extent to which history will repeat itself.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Semi one is going to be an absolute bloodbath.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Again, that's with Ukraine remaining a big old question mark in terms of the extent to which history will repeat itself.

I don't necessarily see it again. Last year was an alright song, this is very much not.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The Ukraine song is particularly strong dog shit and really has no business leaving the semis.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh it’s an auto qualifier isn’t it? STILL.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Well it's useless to speculate on that one really as so little of it has anything at all to do with the song.

It's less obviously emotive than Stefania, which may dull the sympathy vote. Plus it's just not very good in general. Might still get a revamp though.

 

[Alla]

This is so winning the televote.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I wouldn’t count out Norway winning the televote. It’s already gone viral hasn’t it?

 

[Alla]

I wouldn’t count out Norway winning the televote. It’s already gone viral hasn’t it?

Well i don't know globally, but there is no way Norway has more televote than this here in Spain, 100% top 5, 100% winner...

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I wouldn’t count out Norway winning the televote. It’s already gone viral hasn’t it?

Where, gay Twitter?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Where, gay Twitter?

It was #1 on the Spotify Viral Chart a week or so ago!