Finland 2023: Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha

[Apo-KANT!]

I believe the UK jury is evil.

Germans GET KÄÄRIJÄ

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Speaking of faggots.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This host is such a CHARISMA VACCUM!

 

[Apo-KANT!]

PACKALEN dead last with the jury.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

KAARIJA

 

[Apo-KANT!]

This host is such a CHARISMA VACCUM!

I'm SO glad Finland took him back, he has been on German TV (and is still pestering our airwaves with his now-defunct band (thank god)) for AGES.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

SURELY they’re not going to fuck it up at this point?!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Timur really gets about these days doesn’t she. She was on the BBC Eurovision podcast yesterday.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

SURELY they’re not going to fuck it up at this point?!

He’s surely topping the Finn televote, they LOVE THIS SHIT!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

SURE JAN

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Oh nothing for Benjamin

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Suddenly I feel slightly less SOLIDARITY

 

[Alla]

How do they have English comments??

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Suddenly I feel slightly less SOLIDARITY

Yeah but 10 points to Käärijä though

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

JUST DO ME.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Yeah but 10 points to Käärijä though

I'm still not fully convinced

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

How do they have English comments??

If Finland can why does Melfest NOT?

 

[Alla]

If Finland can why does Melfest NOT?

MF has English comments in the final

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve made the thread all live and that for you, lads.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

MF have English comments in the final

AH!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I’ve made the thread all live and that for you, lads.

Can you put MOTHERFESTIVALEN in Moopy Gold please?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I'm still not fully convinced

 

[ButterTart]

Can you put MOTHERFESTIVALEN in Moopy Gold please?

DONE

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Oh not a SAMU HABER interval

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

On the one hand they’re victims of a cruel and punishing war, on the other hand they didn’t vote for our cum hungry twink. Consider me NEUTRAL!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What is this shit?

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Ugh just tell us the televote ffs

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Never have I had less interest in a man’s PITS.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

RANK BASED ON TONIGHT:

1. KÄÄRIJÄ
2. PORTION BOYS
3. BENJAMIN
4. KEIRA
5. ROBIN
6. KUUMA
7. LXANDRA

All above average though. Better than any MF heat this year.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

omg

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

wow he can both host the show and perform

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Käärijä has already got more views on youtube than all the other 6 combined.

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHAAA

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Whatever happens I hope Benjamin gets his hole absolutely ruined tonight.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Whatever happens I hope Benjamin gets his hole absolutely ruined tonight.

It’s a day ending with the letter Y, so I reckon that’s a given…

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

It’s 75% televote btw.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

BOOOOO

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The homophobia!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Homophobic Finland

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

He seems crushed

(Just like his hole in a few hours time)