RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[RS]

this is me today; I cant cancel because its with my flakiest mate who always cancels and I give him shit for it. On the one day I want him to be flaky he isnt.

It would be much easier to cancel on flaky people.

I’ve now got myself into deeper shit by still leaving it open by telling him I’ll see how I feel after the gym, and then his ex texted me and wanted to meet this evening and just do nothing (meaning that I shouldn’t have any excuse) ...I said I’d love to but I have plans with your ex and so now I will have to meet the other one. WHY CAN’T PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

PEOPLE WHO MOAN ABOUT HAVING PLANS WHEN ALL YOURS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED

 

[lolly]

HAVING PLANS

 

[RS]

Well the best plans are those that are made right before they’re about to begin and and happen before you regret them.

 

[Jark]

BEING UNABLE TO CHECK SOMEBODY'S LINKEDIN WITHOUT THEM BEING NOTIFIED THAT I STALKED THEM

 

[Jark]

ALSO HALLOUMI

 

[Jark]

JUST EAT PROPER CHEESE!

 

[RS]

BEING UNABLE TO CHECK SOMEBODY'S LINKEDIN WITHOUT THEM BEING NOTIFIED THAT I STALKED THEM

There is an option for that.

 

[Jark]

how do I enable it?

 

[Rita]

ALSO HALLOUMI

WASH YOUR DISGUSTING FILTHY MOUTH OUT.

 

[RS]

how do I enable it?

Settings somewhere. But it also means that you don’t get to see who visit your profile.

 

[mulled vespertine]

People who CAN'T COMMIT to plans. Fucking yes or no already!

 

[Ig Komme]

Fucking yes or no already!

Yes

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Who wouldn’t commit to lovely Vespertine?

 

[Cloud]

LinkedIn in general

"Soandso from random Chinese manufacturer wants to connect with you"
I DON'T BUY YOUR PCBs OR WHATEVER I JUST WORK IN I.T.

 

[Ellie]

We had a creepy guy who made us all feel very uncomfortable so much that no woman wanted to be in a lift or leave the building with him. He was let go after less than a month of being a temp and was only hired for a short-lived file scanning project. Then we found his LinkedIn profile which said he had worked with our department for 2 years as a senior manager. Is there anything there to stop people lying? Like a form of anonymous reference reporting. If you say you worked at a company for a few years as a senior manager, shouldn't someone with a verified email address from that company log in and be able to dispute it?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

WHEN A GREEK GUY YOU HOOKED UP WITH YEARS AGO GETS IN TOUCH AND ASKS IF HE CAN FART IN YOUR MOUTH SO YOU BLOCK HIM ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS BUT THEN HE FINDS YOU WITH A NEW GRINDR ACCOUNT.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

WHEN A GREEK GUY YOU HOOKED UP WITH YEARS AGO GETS IN TOUCH AND ASKS IF HE CAN FART IN YOUR MOUTH SO YOU BLOCK HIM ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS BUT THEN HE FINDS YOU WITH A NEW GRINDR ACCOUNT.

?

 

[ButterTart]

WHEN A GREEK GUY YOU HOOKED UP WITH YEARS AGO GETS IN TOUCH AND ASKS IF HE CAN FART IN YOUR MOUTH SO YOU BLOCK HIM ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS BUT THEN HE FINDS YOU WITH A NEW GRINDR ACCOUNT.

I don't know if I'm just desensitised at this points, but I believe that happened exactly as you describe it and I'm not even shocked.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I blocked him on WhatsApp/Grindr/Insta like a year ago and now he just turns up out of nowhere. He’s sent me like 10 messages, I haven’t read them I just deleted Grindr.

 

[ButterTart]

I haven’t read them I just deleted Grindr.

That's basically me with Facebook when I see I have a notification the morning after getting pissed.

 

[POP!]

Anastacia

 

[mulled vespertine]

When I give the guy I'm dating a compliment, any compliment, and he goes "I KNOW."

 

[RS]

WHEN A GREEK GUY YOU HOOKED UP WITH YEARS AGO GETS IN TOUCH AND ASKS IF HE CAN FART IN YOUR MOUTH SO YOU BLOCK HIM ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS BUT THEN HE FINDS YOU WITH A NEW GRINDR ACCOUNT.

 

[KNT]

When I give the guy I'm dating a compliment, any compliment, and he goes "I KNOW."

Is he Han Solo?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

When I give the guy I'm dating a compliment, any compliment, and he goes "I KNOW."

THIS IS VERY ME! I'M INCAPABLE OF GIVING OR RECEIVING COMPLIMENTS.

 

[Diddy]

WHEN SOMEONE IS COMING TOWARDS YOU AND ITS CLEAR THERES ONLY ROOM FOR ONE TO PASS SO YOU GIVE WAY, BUT THEY WALK WITH NO SENSE OF URGENCY OR GRATITUDE AND SOMETIMES JUST STOP IN THE WAY

 

[Jacques]

CHESTERFIELD (sorry @Jacques)

No need to be sorry, I escaped as soon as I possibly could and haven't looked back since x

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

No need to be sorry, I escaped as soon as I possibly could and haven't looked back since x

Lucky! I have to go and work there on Friday

 

[Kate]

FILM LIDS ON FOOD PACKAGING THAT DON'T COME OFF IN ONE PIECE

 

[RS]

FILM LIDS ON FOOD PACKAGING THAT DON'T COME OFF IN ONE PIECE

Oh yes!

AND CUNTY HARD PLASTIC PACKAGING LIKE IN THE PHOTO EXAMPLE DOWN BELOW

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

THE FUCKING WORST!

 

[Jark]

it really is quite ridiculous that toothbrushes and shaving razors are always packaged as though they REALLY DON'T WANT YOU GETTING IN. bitch, I didn't buy it to HANG ON THE WALL.

 

[Cloud]

VR headsets being all downgraded from OLED to LCD

 

[Ellie]

Child safety lids on boxes of washing liquid capsules. They used to be OK but I had to cut my way through the plastic box of new ones last week.

 

[COB]

VR headsets being all downgraded from OLED to LCD

Ugandan Knuckles AGOG

 

[whatisityoucantface]

Anastacia

umm what's the big idea

 

[RS]

I have two drawers at my new place that have child safety thingy which drive me mad. I should remove them but don’t know how.

 

[TiShh]

FILM LIDS ON FOOD PACKAGING THAT DON'T COME OFF IN ONE PIECE

This literally happened to me yesterday and I made a mental note to put it in this thread (which I subsequently forgot of course)

 

[Nancy]

BINOCULARS