RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (1 Viewer)

WHEN YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ON INSTAGRAM FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS AND YOU NOW HAVE ABOUT 100 INSTASTORIES TO SKIP THROUGH
 
Sophie Ellis-Bextor the exception that makes the rule here
 
PEOPLE, USUALLY AMERICANS, WHO CAN’T MAKE A PUN WITHOUT EITHER EXPLAINING IT OR APOLOGISING

PUNS ARE GOOD YOU TWATS
 
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WHEN YOU MAKE PLANS DAYS AHEAD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO CANCEL THEM BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO MEET AND THEN ON THE ACTUAL DAY YOU’RE CAUGHT BETWEEN THE AGONY OF TRYING TO FIND A GOOD EXCUSE FOR CANCELLING OR TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELF TO MEET UP ANYWAY AND GET IT OVER WITH BUT YOU CAN’T DECIDE AND SO YOU WISH A NATURAL DISASTER OR WAR OR THE END OF THE WORLD WOULD SAVE YOU FROM THIS SHITTY SITUATION BECAUSE YOU’VE ALREADY CANCELLED ON THIS PERSON AT LEAST A COUPLE OF TIMES IN A ROW.
 
SINGERS WHO TRY TO MAKE A MOMENT HAPPEN BY STOPPING THEIR JOB AND POINTING THE MIC AT THE AUDIENCE

I just watched Kelly Llorenna do that for half of Set You Free, AND she didn’t do the choruses
 
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Diddy said:
SINGERS WHO TRY TO MAKE A MOMENT HAPPEN BY STOPPING THEIE JOB AND POINTING THE MIC AT THE AUDIENCE

I just watched Kelly Llorenna do that for half of Set You Free, AND she didn’t do the choruses
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You know half the time they've forgotten the words.
 
Zu-Klara said:
You can’t expect Kerry Llorella to hit the high notes these days! That sort of talant doesn’t last forever, and certainly not with the life she’s lived!
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Maybe I’m being too harsh on Kelly Llorllella
Just mime it! Don’t trot out with a live mic and make the audience do it :D

and I’m sorry but “Only Manchester can set you free” makes NO kind of sense as a shoutout
 
Diddy said:
Maybe I’m being too harsh on Kelly Llorllella
Just mime it! Don’t trot out with a live mic and make the audience do it :D

and I’m sorry but “Only Manchester can set you free” makes NO kind of sense as a shoutout
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Only HULME can set you free fits better

Sorry
 
Zu-Klara said:
Not on THAT budget. She was lucky to get PANDA on board after offering up a generous leg over with their promotions rep
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Omg now I need to remember the name of those flimsy plastic cups of “juice drink” that were sealed with plastic film and you had to pierce with a thin straw. I think the chip van outside school was the only place I saw them
 
It’s turned into SET YOU FREE SUNDAY at Zu Towers thanks to this hot Kenny Barilla chat. That Hyper Go Go mix is all manner of :disco: and :(
 
Zu-Klara said:
It’s turned into SET YOU FREE SUNDAY at Zu Towers thanks to this hot Kenny Barilla chat. That Hyper Go Go mix is all manner of :disco: and :(
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I’ve had to EXPUNGE all trace of Karly Berocca from my YouTube history so she will leave my suggested videos ALONE!
 
RaspberrySwirl said:
WHEN YOU MAKE PLANS DAYS AHEAD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO CANCEL THEM BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO MEET AND THEN ON THE ACTUAL DAY YOU’RE CAUGHT BETWEEN THE AGONY OF TRYING TO FIND A GOOD EXCUSE FOR CANCELLING OR TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELF TO MEET UP ANYWAY AND GET IT OVER WITH BUT YOU CAN’T DECIDE AND SO YOU WISH A NATURAL DISASTER OR WAR OR THE END OF THE WORLD WOULD SAVE YOU FROM THIS SHITTY SITUATION BECAUSE YOU’VE ALREADY CANCELLED ON THIS PERSON AT LEAST A COUPLE OF TIMES IN A ROW.
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this is me today; I cant cancel because its with my flakiest mate who always cancels and I give him shit for it. On the one day I want him to be flaky he isnt.
 
Diddy said:
Omg now I need to remember the name of those flimsy plastic cups of “juice drink” that were sealed with plastic film and you had to pierce with a thin straw. I think the chip van outside school was the only place I saw them
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The cheapest drink option when your pocket money was LOW
 
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