Moopy's Greatest Dance Anthems - Bonus Round: The Results

So at least one of our Kel's songs has made it. Another scalp for @Kate
This came seventh. No longer will people call her 'the one that's not Beyonce.' They'll call her 'The one that's not Beyonce. No, not the shit one, the one that said 'uptempo' in a daft voice on the X-Factor'.
She's earned it.
She's not even the most famous Kevin Rowland.
 
Well, we are yet to reach a song which I even voted for, never mind nominated. This isn't going well.
 
I can't remember if I voted Nicki. I think I was torn deciding if it met the criteria or not. Speaking of being torn, the song is a pelting rainfall of prolapses. Equal measures epic and embarrassing, exactly how more is more pop should be.
 
Already smashing the bonus round after realising that Moopy won't vote for Phats & Small or male rappers.
 
I know there are reasons to not have the videos for some tracks, but we're missing out on some PRIME Boobrate with Starships.
 
I do like Starships but it isn't a real dance song either.

I'm sad that ButterTart didn't give us the video. I had a wank all planned. I wonder how many times she popped out during the filming and rendered the footage unusable.
 
I do like Starships but it isn't a real dance song either.

I'm sad that ButterTart didn't give us the video. I had a wank all planned. I wonder how many times she popped out during the filming and rendered the footage unusable.
And there's your very wank video.
 
Bless not alive dead Jenny who died. I hope they played this when they cremated her.

Too soon?

(As in have I jumped ahead).

It's 90s dance perfection.
 
I do like Starships but it isn't a real dance song either.

I'm sad that ButterTart didn't give us the video. I had a wank all planned. I wonder how many times she popped out during the filming and rendered the footage unusable.
It's got a really long intro. When will artists learn long, scene-setting intros aren't conducive to a fast paced dance rate playlist?
 
Ooh, it's one I like. Actually, I do like quite a few of the ones that have been on, just not enough to vote for them.
 
Also, the winner of the dmlaw award for the most fraudulent lip sync in a 90s dance video. I think the original vocal may have been by Felly.
 
YAY NICKI FRENCH!

I love this HOT FUCKING TRASH.

Like every homosexual I have seen her live. She really is Tina Cousins' drunk aunt.
 
Wish this was at least one of the later remixes with a cheapo green screen video, for the lols.
 
Well, I'm sorry. This can just fuck all the way off. If we had to have UK Eurovision entry in the final, I'd really have preferred Michael Ball.
 

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