Y*va & L*nda National Final GREATEST HITS Boiler Survivor - ROUND ONE

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s all getting VERY EXCITING.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

JANET SURVIVES!

You’re all SICK.

 

[Alias #23]

I've just telexed Y Viva España and Lemon to tell them about our exciting BOILER BINNER BONANZA and they're THRILLED!

 

[Alias #23]

WHATEVER WILL BE VOTED OUT NEXT PLEASE I CAN'T BEAR IT I LOVE THEM ALL TOO MUCH

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Fascinated with this faintly HOT SHIT SCHLAGER by glassy eyed "just back from a night-out with the girls" Carolina Gorun (star quality name) I seemed to have overlooked


May need to issue another wildcard

 

[Alias #23]

Fascinated with this faintly HOT SHIT SCHLAGER by glassy eyed "just back from a night-out with the girls" Carolina Gorun (star quality name) I seemed to have overlooked


May need to issue another wildcard

She looks like the the hatechild of Alaska and Rossy De Palma

It's almost NOT BAD!

 

[Alias #23]

Actually it's better than most if not all of the other options on offer!

CAROLINDA GUNNY FTW

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Natalia Valevska will get a wildcard for Round 2 and Carolina Gorun will get a wildcard for Round 3!

No more wildcards though as otherwise Moopy will die from the HUGE AMOUNT of talent the Sisters have worked with.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This is looking like it will last YEARS

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

This is looking like it will last YEARS

we'll have their 2023 songs in contention by the time this ends

 

[Alias #23]

Carolina Gorun (star quality name)

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

can't wait for whichever Moopy member we nominate to work with them next year to wins this all WHOLE SHEBANG BY LANDSLIDE at end

 

[Alias #23]

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK WHAT YOU LIKE WHAT YOU GOT

 

[Alias #23]

I call WINNER!

 

[Alias #23]

I was going to say that this really is the sizzling sound of a low-rent Moldovan backroom and LO AND BEHOLD IT WAS IN THE MOLDOVAN SELECTION

 

[Alias #23]

EXPENSIVE

STEAMY

It's CAROLINDA

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I thought for a moment Carolina got the twins to do her backings but these twins appear to be different, as they have black hair. and aren't giving her the evil eye SO CAROLINA ISN'T PERFORMING AS IF HER LIFE IS IN DANGER.

They still walk into her shot @2:43 though. Guess that just things twin things.

 

[Alias #23]

Are we sure this was written by Y Viva España and Lemon? It seems too good so they must have COPIED IT

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

God the twins just can’t STOP GIVING.

 

[Alias #23]

can't wait for whichever Moopy member we nominate to work with them next year to wins this all WHOLE SHEBANG BY LANDSLIDE at end

We can just rewrite Sublime* and spend the savings of 300 euro on vodka

*I MEAN THEY DID

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Are we sure this was written by Y Viva España and Lemon? It seems too good so they must have COPIED IT

Apparently co-written by
- Natasha Turner (a Swedish DJ)
- Mats Tärnfors who co-wrote these National Final entries (though without the twins input):

 

[Alias #23]

I like the one second of TAPED HYSTERIA AND CLAPPING at the end of my NEW FAVOURITE

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I can kind of see Dancing In The Dark in Sublime BUT SPED UP AND MADE FOR A MOLDOVAN MARKET.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

4 writers Is that another 300 euros, no wonder it’s so EXPENSIVE SOUNDING.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

So did this Mats Tärnfors charge old Tess without the record label 300 euros to make her song or more?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I can kind of see Dancing In The Dark in Sublime BUT SPED UP AND MADE FOR A MOLDOVAN MARKET.

 

[Alla]

For god's sake, you blink and there is a whole new page of hot chat about these cuties. What now?

Who the hell are Y viva España and Lemon?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Fascinated with this faintly HOT SHIT SCHLAGER by glassy eyed "just back from a night-out with the girls" Carolina Gorun (star quality name) I seemed to have overlooked


May need to issue another wildcard

The gag that the TOP TWO of this illustrious and monumental survivor weren't even in the FIRST ROUND!

It goes without saying that literally everything about this performance and song is JAW DROPPING

 

[Alla]

Can we remove Lidia and add her in the last round as a wild card? I'm afraid some trolls may want to get rid of her and i'm not sure i could cope

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

It’s all getting VERY EXCITING.

THUNDER and LIGHTNING!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Say what you want about these SICK TWINS (and I DO) but they’re generating more CONTENT than any of the SILKY LOGS that actually made it to Eurovision.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Can we remove Lidia and add her in the last round as a wild card? I'm afraid some trolls may want to get rid of her and i'm not sure i could cope

Surely posthumously adding Lidia as a wildcard to a round that she was already featured in is against the RULES!

 

[Alla]

 

[Alla]

Surely posthumously adding Lidia as a wildcard to a round that she was already featured in is against the RULES!

Rules?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Who the hell are Y viva España and Lemon?

DEAD!

(Also: I have NO IDEA)

 

[Alias #23]

Say what you want about these SICK TWINS (and I DO) but they’re generating more CONTENT than any of the SILKY LOGS that actually made it to Eurovision.

Also their wonderful songs are better than some of the Melody Festival rubbish people force themselves to like because it's SWEDISH

YVETTE AND LIMONCELLO ARE SWEDISH TOO YOU KNOW!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Can we remove Lidia and add her in the last round as a wild card? I'm afraid some trolls may want to get rid of her and i'm not sure i could cope

We can fabricate some twist like a "Round Ticket" that means in the event LUX LIDIA gets the boot, in a twist she returns for the Final

 

[Alla]

We can fabricate some twist like a "Round Ticket" that means in the event LUX LIDIA gets the boot, in a twist she returns for the Final

The producer has to make sure she has the golden chocolate bar!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Thanks to the twins, I now know a THIRD(!) Rebecca Ferguson song.

 

[Alla]

Bigger than Carola.