Who's Afraid Of Little Ol' Wednesday?

[octophone]

Well you should be...*haunting strings play*

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

I hope all proud moopy English men and women have been up at sunrise around their local May Pole.

 

[Sheena]

I hope all proud moopy English men and women have been up at sunrise around their local May Pole.

I’m often on a Pole in May, I’ve found

 

[Sheena]

But as for right now, greetings from the SHEENA MEMORIAL CLAP CLINIC, where I’ve just popped in for an MOT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Happy International Workers' Day mopsy workers! Eat the rich

 

[octophone]

Happy International Workers' Day mopsy workers! Eat the rich

The meat tends to be a bit tough and stringy, I believe. I'm sure their hides will make a lovely sofa tho'.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

But as for right now, greetings from the SHEENA MEMORIAL CLAP CLINIC, where I’ve just popped in for an MOT.

Have they sorted your baggy fan belt?

 

[Lucille]

I thought he’d caught kennel fanny AGAIN?

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

And I bet his suspension has gone again

 

[Sheena]

I think you’ll find my gear stick is perfectly adequate and my trunk is in prime condition

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Any loose bumpers?

 

[floppet]

I heard it was a problem with his Big End.

 

[Sheena]

I’ll have you all know I’m in good condition for an old banger

 

[Dadude003]

Me com on dis weather to much needs Raine hale stones floods thunder hHate weather appy mayday


Blue whales rule
Yooo

 

[octophone]

I’ll have you all know I’m in good condition for an old banger

I heard the trunk doesn't lock as easily as it used to.

 

[Joseph]

I think you’ll find my gear stick is perfectly adequate and my trunk is in prime condition

Overheating the engine
Might be blowing a gasket
Tighten up the suspension
And you don't have to ask it

 

[Rachey]

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[Joseph]

I mean it’s time to burn that shop down I say

 

[Lucille]

Why are they SUCH CUNTS?!!!

 

[Rachey]

Why are they SUCH CUNTS?!!!

 

[Rita]

OK Rachey. The time has come and you know what to do…

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

They have tried dissing you in your reviews and not got away with it, so now they are trying to slag you off in theirs. But I suppose you don't have recourse to doing anything about a review for someone else, particularly when they haven't named you.

 

[Rachey]

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[lolly smitten-downes]

I've just edited my review for you

 

[Rachey]

I've just edited my review for you

thank you

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

Exactly, that's what's so frustrating.

What we need, is for someone we know and trust to go in to their shop, ask a few leading questions and see if they slate us, see if they say "Roly's use premix, Roly's don't do this" etc.

Then I wonder if we can accuse them of slander

That reviewer has clearly been told we use a premix, and they are the only shop that makes fudge in front of people.

But they haven't named you specifically, have they? You're not in the same town, and you're not the only other fudge shop on the island.

Get a friend to go into their shop and ask them questions...

 

[Rachey]

But they haven't named you specifically, have they? You're not in the same town, and you're not the only other fudge shop on the island.

Get a friend to go into their shop and ask them questions...

 

[Sheena]

But they haven't named you specifically, have they? You're not in the same town, and you're not the only other fudge shop on the island.

Get a friend to go into their shop and ask them questions...

WITH A SECRET CAMERA

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

WITH A SECRET CAMERA

Do you fancy a DAYTRIP, Shee?

 

[Rachey]

WITH A SECRET CAMERA

Yes

 

[Rachey]

Do you fancy a DAYTRIP, Shee?

You two would be amazing

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

By the way @Rachey, is there a way to mail order directly from you, rather than the general website, which I assume comes from somewhere else?

Mr L is home poorly bad and it would cheer him (and me) up.

 

[Sheena]

Do you fancy a DAYTRIP, Shee?

I’d TOTALLY do it

 

[Rachey]

By the way @Rachey, is there a way to mail order directly from you, rather than the general website, which I assume comes from somewhere else?

Mr L is home poorly bad and it would cheer him (and me) up.

Yep just either message me personally on Facebook, or message our FB page, or Instagram page

We post by Royal mail and do ask that you pay for signed for because stuff has got lost before.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

It's such a shame that they have gone down this route. Their fudge IS creamy fudge, isn't it? They have a point of difference already they can focus on. Had they played this another way, the pair of you could even have done a 'creamy or crumbly' kind of thing and tried to up both your sales, instead of trying to increase theirs at your expense.

But I guess they are resentful of you specifically because you got the Roly's name that they wanted.

I guess one thing to remember is if they are playing like this, it's because they are insecure and it probably isn't working out as well as they hoped.

 

[Rachey]

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[Joseph]

I never realized the Fudge Business was so cut throat. Also, reading the reviews on some of the fudge shops there is WILD.

 

[Rachey]

I never realized the Fudge Business was so cut throat. Also, reading the reviews on some of the fudge shops there is WILD.

 

[Rachey]

We can't even pretend to go incognito in this.

 

[Star]

Mr L is home poorly bad and it would cheer him (and me) up.

Awww what's wrong with him?