Wednesday's gonna look like with a chimney on her

Jark

Jark

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salut bitches.

happily for many of you I've been quite absent these last days but today my workload is less and I'm plotting to terrorise you guys all day LONG!

unhappily for me my boss of 3 months whom I haven't met yet has invited me for dinner and I really can't be ARSED. how do I put this off as long as possible? I already said let's wait for the curfew to end. he countered that they have a GUEST ROOM!

I've also not had a cigarette since Saturday night/Sunday morning when I temporarily became a chimney (WHAT'S! she gonna look like with a chimney on her? etc.) and i'm feeling good about that!

someone tell me something!
 
NOTHING TO REPORT, I’ve booked my train ticket home for the 15th as I thought it’d be nice to stay till Mother’s Day seeing as I’m ducking out of Easter, REGRETTING IT!
 
My new apartment comes with a built in desk that is concealed behind a cupboard door in the bedroom. I open the door and the desk slides out, meaning I can close all my work things away at night so they only have to be visible when I'm actually working.
 
I've found that days go a lot quicker and more fun with Cheesy FM on in the background rather then the drivel that is daytime TV (except for Tipping Point obvs)
 
Nancy said:
My new apartment comes with a built in desk that is concealed behind a cupboard door in the bedroom. I open the door and the desk slides out, meaning I can close all my work things away at night so they only have to be visible when I'm actually working.
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How very cosmopolitan.
 
Holidays are cancelled forever. In the new world you'll be lucky to get a day out at the coast.
 
Just got an 8 page leaflet about the Tory mayoral candidate. The word "Conservative" is mentioned ONCE in the whole thing. OOH I WONDER WHY! And there is an interview and endorsement from Karren Brady, so she is SUPER CANCELLED
 
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He really is AWFUL even by Tory standards, he criticised UBI because he said poor people would just use it to buy LOTS OF DRUGS, and said single mothers getting priority on housing lists was unfair to those who DO THINGS PROPERLY.
 
Kate said:
Just got an 8 page leaflet about the Tory mayoral candidate. The word "Conservative" is mentioned ONCE in the whole thing. OOH I WONDER WHY! And there is an interview and endorsement from Karren Brady, so she is SUPER CANCELLED
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Is this the one who said UBI would be spent on drugs and then made out like he was fine saying that because he iz black init.
 
There is a woman on the high street singing about Jesus. She has a lovely voice. Might enter her into ASFM for Easter.
 
Does she not know we are going through a PANDEMIC etc etc.
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
All the bussy boy soap has congealed and is coming back FOR REVENGE.
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Don’t turn your back on it KC!

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Floppet said:
Get yourself some caustic soda, it dissolves hair and stuff. Make sure you follow the instructions on the label though.
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Caustic Soda alone doesn't work does it? Whenever I research it, there's a whole host of chemicals I need to mix.
 
KindaCool said:
Caustic Soda alone doesn't work does it? Whenever I research it, there's a whole host of chemicals I need to mix.
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Caustic and cold water are all you need! Add the caustic to the water as per the dilution instructions for drain blockages/cleaning (never the other way round!) then just pour it down the plughole and leave it for a bit.

That's not how I use it but I was trained in the use of caustic in an industrial environment so I know what not to do with it :D
 
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