TITS OUT SATURDAY

Did anyone get tickets?

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I'm going to hold a funeral for the rubber plant (1991-2025)

'Well Marianne it's come to this time when we are really so old and our bodies are falling apart and I think I will follow you very soon' as LAUGHING LEN wrote
 
Madison said:
I’m gonna book for the mystery venue date on 20 September. I hope it’s the Palladium.
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Never mind that, I'm going for the 21st - Melton Mowbray. No venue, just Melton Mowbray. All of it. In one evening.
 
dmlaw said:
At least with that one, you might be able to get yourself a nice pork pie at the concessions.
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Not if those two have touched it. I believe the appropriate word is "riddled".
 
They've just announced that 'Burnley Mechanics' isn't a gig, it's part of the rider.
 
Just freshened up my CV, timed to coincide with the next week teaching at my 100% favourite school.

Not applying for anything in particular, I'll just be happy working there in any role.
 
Oh darlings I'm not sure about the new neighbours. Visitors setting off with a beep on the horn and the granddaughters shouting LOVE YOU out of the car windows all up the road. How very not round here
 
Shirley said:
Oh darlings I'm not sure about the new neighbours. Visitors setting off with a beep on the horn and the granddaughters shouting LOVE YOU out of the car windows all up the road. How very not round here
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Hideous.

My neighbour had his grandkids around in the room next to our bedroom yesterday morning. I just put on obscene techno and went for a shower. They'd moved by the time I got back.
 
Apt thread title. There was a man on the park earlier in just shorts, his skin was so pale I was almost blinded by the glare. Yes, we were in double figures today but only just, the children on the park are still all wearing coats as are people who've walked past at the front. The ice-cream man also visited for the first time this year, he parked up right outside playing his Match of the Day chimes trying to entice me to a double 99 with nuts and raspberry but I resisted because I didn't want toothache.
 
I've been in Cardiff for the day

I'd forgotten quite how much the Welsh love a fake tan
 
Our chinese has moved the goalposts, we used to get a free big bottle of pop for spending over £28 but that's now been reduced to free prawn crackers and the bottle of pop only kicks in at £48 now.
 
Ours used to be prawn crackers with £15, but now it's fortune cookies at £20. Their prices have also gone up, so it's hard to get a meal for two for less than £20, but who the fuck can be bothered with fortune cookies anyway?
 
I'm off to my cocktail friend's house to perfect a few new recipes, so fully expect to be hopelessly bladdered within the hour.
 
Alex said:
Intrigued by the homemade concoction in the middle of the picture
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In the Kilner bottle? It's a gin that I've steeped Earl Grey teabags in. Looks disgusting, tastes lovely, although we've not been entirely successful in creating a cocktail with it.
 
lolly said:
In the Kilner bottle? It's a gin that I've steeped Earl Grey teabags in. Looks disgusting, tastes lovely, although we've not been entirely successful in creating a cocktail with it.
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Yes that's the one sounds good !
 
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