The SANREMO CHAT LONGE FT. MONGE (Italy 2024)

[Ha-lucy-nation]

SACK THE STYLIST MAHMOOD.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Are they really making Mahmood clean the stage before he goes on?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Hate him with HAIR!

 

[win_the_game]

Oh Mahmood that is not HIGH FASHION.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

SACK THE STYLIST MAHMOOD.

The worst he’s looked!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Excellent production

 

[win_the_game]

As NASAL as ever then.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

YAS!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

A SECOND sultry gem has hit the Ariston Teatro

 

[ADONK5]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I prefer the chorus to the rest.

 

[Madison]

Nice

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Ok that won me around in the end.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

oh god not Mahmood

HONK

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Would like him to get his tongue around my hole like he does those VOWELS.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Is this the SICKLIEST TWINK YET?!

 

[Alla]

Is this the SICKLIEST TWINK YET?!

There is fierce competition for sure.

 

[OutSynk]

Sorry but this didn't live up to the hyperbole and my body was ready for it. There are better songs on her new album.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Is this the SICKLIEST TWINK YET?!

He was a sickly TWUNK last year! Obviously been a TOUGH 12 MONTHS!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Sorry but this didn't live up to the hyperbole and my body was ready for it. There are better songs on her new album.

PERVERT!

 

[Madison]

Why are they escorting this poor boy out of the building?

 

[Alla]

He's going to sing in another stage, any excuse to waste more time, of course.

 

[Alla]

Wait, what the hell happened with the troubled twink?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Now time for the world’s OLDEST TWINK!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

OMG at Diodato shamelessly EYEFUCKING MARCO!

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Oh Diodato what’s that hair?

 

[Madison]

Is Diodato a notorious homosexual as well?

 

[ADONK5]

Is he singing about T-Mobile?

 

[win_the_game]

Oh this is complete dirge.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This is worse than arse cancer.

 

[Alla]

The styling is terrible, what was he thinking?

 

[Madison]

Is he singing about T-Mobile?

This better not win - you’ve ruined the song.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Alla]

Unfortunatelly this is not Fai rumore

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Well it’s no Fai Rumore

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

RANCID!

 

[win_the_game]

Not a flash mob as well

 

[ADONK5]

I think they're dancing to Sinceramente

 

[Alla]

 

[Madison]

Good news. We’re a third of the way through.