The SALLYVISHUN SONNG CONTEST (by Sally Thomsett)

[Sally Thomsett]

 

[jivafox]

12 points

 

[COB]

So glad you're ready to return to the spotlight Sal! Could this be the theme tune to your upcoming sitcom?

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Sally Thomsett]

I’ve got the VOCIE OF AN ANGLE darlings!

 

[Sally Thomsett]

I’ve MOR CLASSICS to share but the NODULES are terribly fractious tonight so I’ll sip on something sweet to lubricate the VOX CHORDS darlings x

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh darling I’m so happy you poured yourself out of bed and you’re doing something creative xxx

 

[TiShh]

GORGOS voice darling!

 

[RS]

Does Sally not know that we don’t need to use imgur anymore?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

She barely knows what day it is.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Oh fiddlesticks. I forgot the FLAG PARAD darlings.

Here I am as the U.S.S.R x

CRoatia. X

The Royal County of Surrey X

 

[RS]

All of them very nicely egg shaped.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

@Sally Thomsett to host the next ASFM pls

All songs must have Sally in the title

 

[RS]

All songs must have Sally in the title

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

WINNER

 

[Ig Komme]

Ride Sally, ride

 

[Sally Thomsett]

 

[jivafox]

 

[Kate]

*comes last with Sally Cinnamon*

 

[Sally Thomsett]

#freeBrittany or whatnot darlings

 

[OutSynk]

WEN CAN WE WOTE SALLIE

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Happie weekend, darlings!

 

[Sally Thomsett]

WEN CAN WE WOTE SALLIE

1978 x

 

[Sally Thomsett]

It appears my BUEATIFUL song contest is being upstaged in this FORREM by some LITTLE UNKNOWN having a tantrum (and no, I don’t mean PAULA W this time although she has been known to FROTH AT THE MOUTH if she doesn’t get her 20 B&H in before 9am)

So here’s something lovely I prepared which fits THEMATICALLY, darlings.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

SO MUCH ACTING DARLINGS!

 

[OutSynk]

It appears my BUEATIFUL song contest is being upstaged in this FORREM by some LITTLE UNKNOWN having a tantrum (and no, I don’t mean PAULA W this time although she has been known to FROTH AT THE MOUTH if she doesn’t get her 20 B&H in before 9am)

But what's a sogn contast without some competition darling. Votes and views will reveal ALL.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Three mor songs straddling many GENRES still to come before the voting period is opened, GAPING & SPREADEAGLED for you all to DIP IN.

I do hope that tall horse will be ready with a GORJUS RECUP.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Oh darlings I can see there’s a bit of a LONGE SLUMP so let’s see if Saucy Sal can AROUSE the posting figures for you all with my next WONDERUS DITTY.




FUNKEE TOWN twinned with ODDBINS Of course

 

[Sally Thomsett]

They had to use INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH STAPLES to keep that “piece” in place but it was JOLLY WELL worth it I’m sure you’ll agree.

Didn’t want it accidentally SUCKED OFF by a passing helicopter, no doubt manned by that dreadful SYNTHETICS-WEARING harridan ANNIE RICE.

 

[COB]

I've always wanted to visit @funky town!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I've always wanted to visit @funky town!

 

[funky]

I've always wanted to visit @funky town!

OMG the blatant flirting. Your poor husband.

 

[COB]

I mean he'd be welcome to tag along

 

[Sally Thomsett]

I think I may be SPEAKING IN TONGUES in this next one, darlings. Either that or I had a bad bottle of ASTI for breakfast. HahahahaHAHAHAAAA.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

Darlings, this one was recorded after my now ex-frend DAME ANGELA RIPPON popped round for a FRENCH FANCY and ended up lacing my Darjeeling with QUAALUDES.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

On the plus side I was picked to be the face of STROKE AWARENESS MONTH on the back of this so SILVER LININGS and WHATNOT.

 

[COB]

I'm so glad you bounced back after the bout of Bells Palsy, Sal

 

[RS]

I’m sure that is worthy of a cancel.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

To lift our spirits on this TRAJJIC OCCASION, here’s some SAL to HELP YOU GRIEV xxx