The Masked Shagger (Sexy Beasts)

[Baby LaZenne]

...I think I might watch it.

 

[Ooh Aah… Just An Ellie Bit]

WTF?

But watching that trailer, all the contestants are incredibly good looking people anyway, so what’s the point?

 

[octophone]

@Cloud to thread! @Cloud to thread!

 

[octophone]

The Masked Shagger is a much better title, I must say.

 

[Kate]

"Could you fall in love with someone based on personality alone?"... IMMEDIATELY after someone OGLING someone's body in a super tight dress They should put them in SACKS as well

 

[Superstylin']

There was a UK version of this on BBC3 years ago that there seems to be no trace of on the internet lol. Interesting that Netflix has bought the concept.

 

[EuroTischion]

Nope. Refuse to believe we're not living in a Black Mirror world now.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

Good God, this masked/secret talent reality show trend is just a licence to print money.

I’m developing a show where animals are given extensive plastic surgery and have to pass themselves off as B-list celebrities in front of Davina McCall.

 

[Alla]

WTF indeed. All of them being good looking makes it pointless.

 

[Cloud]

Ah so that's what I overheard them talking about in the canteen. I thought "oh that sounds wholesome, letting people be loved for themselves rather than a disfigurement or something, why are they laughing at it?"

Rather than like, well it basically comes off as comedy.

I think in most cases in the real world there's at least some degree of physical attraction involved. On a personal level, you could get someone "not very aesthetically pleasing" in a fursuit and I'll happily be snuggling them and going at their genitals, but the point there is they're cute/sexy. A Worzel Gummidge cosplay not so much.

 

[Baby LaZenne]

A Worzel Gummidge cosplay not so much.

We'll have to agree to disagree.

 

[Cloud]

Which brings us to personal preference / "eye of the beholder" aspects of physical attraction - I know most people would not want to shag an anthropomorphic wolf, but know my fair share of people in that community who would definitely go for the shark person.

 

[Diddy]

Maybe they’ve got ugly genitals?

 

[Cloud]

That's fine, I go for the genitals' personality

 

[Laß diemlaw Sonne in dein Herz]

I wonder how many of these contestants, once it gets to the business part of the date, will find themselves saying, 'No, no, leave it on' in a flirtatious voice.

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

I wonder how many of these contestants, once it gets to the business part of the date, will find themselves saying, 'No, no, leave it on' in a flirtatious voice.

“You can take the mask off now, you know”
“I took it off ten minutes ago”