The Apprentice 2022

[PercyPig]

I’m still AGOG at last weeks display of “business” “ideas”.

£250,000 to invest in one coffee shop or an eBay business that barely makes power seller status. You’re fucking laughing if you win this show.

 

[COB]

TONIGHT


You DON'T get furloughed


you get


... HIRED?!

 

[COB]

Is LGBT+ Ally Amy Anzel back tonight? And yes I had to look her up to remember her name.

 

[COB]

"You know why you haven't heard of it? Cos it AINT a HIT"

Ha! What! Etc!

 

[COB]

Is LGBT+ Ally Amy Anzel back tonight? And yes I had to look her up to remember her name.

Oh.

 

[PercyPig]

Probably last seen these lot 2 weeks a go max

 

[COB]

Harpreet to lock Brittany in a cupboard and get her sister in.

 

[PercyPig]

Other competitor = her sister

 

[PercyPig]

These look like very cheap pyjamas

 

[COB]

Can we SKIP that one !

 

[COB]

Three times in a row!

 

[Tisch]

Matching pyjamas for the whole family that don't come for the whole family.

Ok!

 

[Tisch]

Definitely using CAN WE SKIP THAT ONE at work tomorrow.

 

[PercyPig]

If this was Dragons Den “what’s stopping an established retailer making matching dog pyjamas? You don’t have a business here”

 

[COB]

Oh Nav, not desperate attempts at clawing a few last minutes of screentime

 

[PercyPig]

Oh Nav, not desperate attempts at clawing a few last minutes of screentime

He looked like he was on the receiving end of teninchtop’s ten inches

 

[COB]

Akshay getting a bit SHIRTY, I know someone that'll enjoy that

 

[COB]

For some reason I expected the final task to have more professional looking logos and fonts.

 

[COB]

SMASH THE HETEROPATRIARCHY AND KATHRYN'S LOGO

 

[COB]

It looks like the family has decapitated their dog.

 

[PercyPig]

PYJAMILY just looks like a mess of letters

 

[COB]

Harpreet is FUMING

 

[PercyPig]

Oh Brittany

 

[COB]

They're such naturals in front of a camera!

 

[PercyPig]

It’s nice they’ve gone to a rival to film the commercial

 

[COB]

Oh Brittany

Get her in a production of Macbeth NOW

 

[PercyPig]

Is that her sister?

 

[COB]

You know you're the shittest one on the team when Harpreet assigns you as her kitchen dogsbody.

 

[COB]

How are they going to get that fabric over to the factory in Guangzhou province and back by tomorrow?!

 

[PercyPig]

This is like when at uni when your team presentation is asked to be 2 minutes and it goes on for about 20

 

[PercyPig]

How come Amy wasn’t fighting for a same sex couple in the advert?

 

[COB]

It's quite CHARITY SHOP

 

[COB]

Too big and too thick

 

[PercyPig]

That’s not too much!! I’d swallow about 3 of them.

 

[COB]

He looked like he was on the receiving end of teninchtop’s ten inches

Too big and too thick

That’s not too much!! I’d swallow about 3 of them.

 

[PercyPig]

Amy getting digs in about everything else because the advert was so good

 

[PercyPig]

Creams are really gonna be like “yeah you should invest in a rival for sure xx”

 

[PercyPig]

Oh here’s some made up 3 year figures Fantastic!

 

[COB]

If you have to TELL people it's a "clever play on words"...

 

[PercyPig]

Classic “it’s a USP because I’ve said it is”