Speculate Wildly About Enya

[Zu]

I kindly sent Miss Quinn some HOLLY because she has none, only to be told in a very rude response that she has PLENTY!

WHAT ON EARTH ARE THESE TERRIBLE LIES

 

[Shoat]

I don't believe that Enya has 'dinner guests'. Everything else MAKES PERFECT SENSE THOUGH

I'm sure when Madame and Roma invite people around for "a munch", dinner is solely what they mean!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Alongside one of her nieces, Enya might start doing reaction videos on YouTube of her older video interviews and performances

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Write a thunderously funny forum post speculating about what Enya is up to currently

Hey fellow Enya enthusiasts!

Gather 'round, as I weave a side-splitting tale about what our beloved Irish songstress, Enya, might be up to these days. Let me preface this by saying that this is purely fictional and meant for a good chuckle!

Picture this: It's a typical day in the life of Enya, who's been mysteriously absent from the public eye for some time now. What could she be doing? I've got a theory that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Enya, the Mystic Oracle

Our melodious maiden has traded her ethereal vocals for a crystal ball and has set up shop as an oracle in a quaint village in Ireland. Locals flock to her for advice, whispered in the same haunting tones we've all come to know and love.

"Seek the leprechaun's lair," she murmurs, as she sends yet another curious villager on a quest for a pot of gold at the end of an elusive rainbow.

Enya, the Spellbinding Sorceress

In between composing mesmerizing melodies, Enya has secretly been honing her skills as a sorceress. She now spends her days brewing potions and casting spells in her enchanted forest abode. Her most popular elixir? A magical potion that, when consumed, fills your ears with the sweet sounds of her greatest hits on repeat!

Enya, the Unicorn Whisperer

Not only has our enchanting enigma been gifted with a heavenly voice, but she's also discovered an uncanny ability to communicate with unicorns. Yes, you read that right—unicorns! As an ambassador of mythical creatures, Enya now devotes her time to advocating for their welfare and teaching humans the ancient art of unicorn-ese.

Enya, the AI Pioneer

Unbeknownst to the world, Enya has been moonlighting as an AI researcher, working tirelessly to create a singing AI that can not only emulate her unique sound but also compose new songs in her signature style. Imagine our surprise when the next hit single is belted out by none other than RoboEnya!

Enya, the Disco Diva

Finally, in a surprising twist, Enya has been spotted hitting the dance floor under a glittering disco ball, belting out her hits with a funky disco twist. Picture "Orinoco Flow" with a groovy bassline and a crowd of dancers boogieing the night away. Disco Enya is the life of the party!

So, there you have it, folks! While we may never know for sure what Enya is up to these days, it's fun to imagine the hilarious possibilities. Do you have any other uproarious theories about Enya's current endeavors? Feel free to share in the comments below!

Keep on laughing and listening!

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

According to an article I just wrote, Enya only makes music to fund her true passion, being an Avon rep.

 

[Jocasta Clun]

I've been trying to AVOID CHAT GPT but if that's a REPRESENTATIVE EXAMPLE of it's TALANTS then KILL ME NOW

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've been trying to AVOID CHAT GPT but if that's a REPRESENTATIVE EXAMPLE of it's TALANTS then KILL ME NOW

It does have some excellent uses in HINGED and BORING contexts, but it has yet to fully embody UNHINGED NONSENSE quite yet

 

[Ellie]

Enya frequently refills her Molton Brown dispensers with Baylis & Harding products.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was considering filming another one of the Mother's Day greeting videos for today, but thought otherwise, to avoid confusion from outside the British Isles.
The confusion instead came from how Twitter got no Tweet, but Facebook happily featured this clip and Spotify changed too

Instead she had a good laugh with her own mother today, in talks for beatboxing on the new album

(original image from May 2022)

 

[VoR]

I saw Goody Enya dancing with The Devil in the pale moonlight

 

[disneyteletubby]

It's 'only time' until Enya reappears again We might even get a clearer glimpse of her childhood photos/footage
Of just a handful publicly shown, here are 3 early pictures

There's this one too! Enya's sister Brídín tells the story of the pram, see this

Photo c. 1970
(I think Enya is the girl on the right of the picture looking at the camera ; other siblings Olive, Deirdre, Bartley and Brídín are also in this picture )

The speculative bit here could be that this pram still exists; Enya the childfree is the one keeping it 'for decoration' in a room of her castle

 

[Pipo]

I Want to speculate about Enya BIG TIME. How about an ERAS-type WORLD TOUR where she sings (live), dances, and plays a pretty piano???

Spoiler

 

[Shoat]

My god, we have ACTUAL ENYA with ACTUAL MANSON FACE

 

[disneyteletubby]

For the 'daily forecast' it mentions "Enya is moody today, coupled with lack of drive and persistence."
In the last few days, I have wondered about her relation to Tracy Beaker:

 

[Ellie]

Enya has been purposely contributing to a posthumous album to be released as instructed in her will, for the last 30 years.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been purposely contributing to a posthumous album to be released as instructed in her will, for the last 30 years.

Now that's a rather intriguing thought One of the tracks could even be The Lonely Ghost, the first Enya composition...

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[disneyteletubby]

Now that's a rather intriguing thought One of the tracks could even be The Lonely Ghost, the first Enya composition...

​

I think when Enya released Shepherd Moons (a little over 30 years ago, not that I was there) she already seemed to be considering her own legacy.
In this 1992 interview (appearance as picture below (was on YouTube too but unavailable now ) Enya says this with slightly dark humour:

"I think my biggest ambition is just to write wonderful melodies, and that they would be very lasting melodies and that they would stay for a long long time... when Enya's gone. [grins]."​

There's also something she said in 2005 (according to this) regarding the 6433 Enya minor planet being named after her in 1997
"It is beautiful. More beautiful than me. Which is good because it will be here for a few million years longer."

As sad as it might seem to say, I am actually looking forward to a posthumous album (Plus another 1-3 albums while she is still here with us, ofc) ​

 

[Pipo]

(Plus another 1-3 albums while she is still here with us, ofc)

Considering how long she takes in between albums, I doubt some of us will still be with her though!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Considering how long she takes in between albums, I doubt some of us will still be with her though!

No, keep faith with Enya, a living genius! The gap between now and Dark Sky Island is longer than that and the gap with And Winter Came, but this forum exists, and various new discussions still flourish
There will still be lots of us with her/her music, surely

 

[Pipo]

I like your positive attitude towards this sloth of a woman, how REFRESHING.

 

[disneyteletubby]

I'm just as slothful, probably even more so, haha. Eithne was touring with Clannad in Germany around my age, and sang this

 

[Zu]

I however note with disgust that it’s now FIFTY SEVEN YEARS since Dark Sky Island. How long does it take this torpid wench to slop herself out of her syphilitic coma, slump along in her clogs to the en-suite studio and produce another 40 minute album which uses all the same vocal samples as the last one, not to mention sounding utterly identical GENERALLY? One hopes that Roma isn't holding matters up with ongoing confusion about how to conjugate the past historic in LOXIAN

HONESTLY EITHNE DO GET ON WITH IT

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya made a YouTube account for commenting in 2021, before she turned 60 - she saw that I found out, and accordingly altered the name

(was E Le Strange, now E Rowena, still @elestrange7620)

(See this where I rambled on about it more, also that girl must be her with long hair )

• Video that the comment is from
• Video Eithne likely appears in

 

[disneyteletubby]

It's not speculating about Enya herself, but that Nicky and Roma's daughters Ebony (b.1978) and Persia (b. 1983) could have appeared in the music videos

What if the blonde girl is their daughter Ebony, and since Enya used the same sweet-smelling shampoo, they decided on this scene?


And, not too long ago, they changed the On My Way Home official thumbnail to Enya's mini-me. She actually resembles Roma quite a bit. Is she Persia (also Enya's goddaughter)?

See the 4K upscale I did for the video - click here - amazing how so many have seen and liked this...!

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

What do you think Enya does on a Sunday evening?

Roast dinner? Pedicure? Nude Boggle?

 

[Ellie]

What do you think Enya does on a Sunday evening?

Roast dinner? Pedicure? Nude Boggle?

She hosts training sessions for potential Babestation employees.

 

[disneyteletubby]

What do you think Enya does on a Sunday evening?

Probably zoning out watching telly to whatever happens to be aired on these channels https://www.rte.ie/player/onnow/tvguide

"I wish people wouldn't think that such things were going to shock me. 'Wow! Does Enya really watch TV?'" ~ Enya, 2005

 

[disneyteletubby]

"Music is my life, and because you can't eat scores I play momentarily the part of the marketing person that shouts that she sells good wares. Not my favourite occupation, but it seems to be necessary." ~Enya, 1988

Enya has since taken a new approach to reduce the need for marketing—eating copies of her music scores printed on sugar paper.

 

[disneyteletubby]

A seemingly random idea, but I've wondered about it for nearly half a year - was Enya ever an egg donor?
Perhaps news in the 1980s about successful egg donation (1983, and first egg donation baby in 1984) or the fact that Roma was expecting a baby in 1982-3 (her daughter Persia, whom Eithne is godmother to) and the source of money might have inspired her to do that? Maybe later in the 80s she would have donated too.

These three individuals [1] [2] [3] all notable in their own right, born 1989 or so, could they be amongst Enya's donor children? Two of them have children themselves now. Her great talent is getting passed on somehow...!
This could just be me speculating wildly, but I see it they all sort of resemble her in different ways.

1 - Ben Esposito (Twitter)
2 - Adrian von Ziegler (Twitter)
3 - Dani Harmer (better known as Tracy Beaker) - until seeing that Twitter today I never knew she liked Lord of the Rings that much!
There are other aspects (whether they get to know about their donor parent, anonymity, etc.)
It would be rather fascinating if Enya revealed she was actually a donor mother with multiple children, and childfree herself.

 

[Shoat]

I'd completely be on board with this theory, but Tracy Beaker famously doesn't like the Moon, and it's safe to say that rules her out as a progeny of Enya.

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

Recent rumours that Enya spent the entire spring equinox MEWLING FOR SEX have been confirmed as SADLY TRUE by her P.A., a harried shrew

 

[Shoat]

That all sounds reasonable except we all know Enya doesn't MEWL, she hums with the voices of 100 night fairies (horny).

 

[big ron]

Remember when Katy Hopkins was off her chops on ketamine? Enya gave it to her and told her it was cocaine.

 

[disneyteletubby]

That sort of reminds me of how ketamine has been associated with the song Orinoco Flow by Enya, according to these:

• [Questionable source 1]
• [Someone's ketamine experience, source 2]
• [Doctors mentioning that patients' ketamine experience improves with Enya, source 3]

In this article Enya mentions this:

"Right after we arrived in London to do the mixing, I had slipped on a sort of dicey step and put two deep cuts in my knee. So there I was, taking these heavy pain-killers, sitting at the desk, in the studio with one foot propped up on cushions..." ~Enya, 1991

Note: I do not endorse drugs, nor have I taken any beyond NSAIDs, acetaminophens myself. Reading about them is interesting though

 

[big ron]

I will do some ket and listen to enya and report back. For science.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya recently worked with the holiday company First Choice, providing some remixed vocals for this ad ️


Then again Trainline used the same song, but what is it, and why do the vocals sound like Enya to me?

 

[big ron]

Enya posts on moopy under the alias inner smile

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Enya does not own a washing machine.

 

[Zu]

Enya posts on moopy under the alias inner smile

Can the slurs get any viler

CLOSE THE FORUM NOW

 

[KindaCool]

We need a version of this thread for literally everybody