Slag Wars: The Next (Cock) Destroyer

[ZjermGiraffe]

What a weird trailer. The tone shift!

 

[Kate]

*sniff* This is what it means to be a cock destroyer *sob*

 

[monsta]

This looks so bleak.

The inclusion of desperados Matthew Camp & Sam Morris makes the whole thing even more depressing.

 

[GNL]

If I was worried about being FETISHISED I would maybe not go into SEX WORK and appear on a show called SLAG WARS: THE NEXT (COCK) DESTROYER but maybe that's just me.

 

[win_the_game]

That looks FOUL.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The trailer doesn’t really explain what the show INVOLVES.

 

[win_the_game]

That looks FOUL.

And it’s a MEN.COM production so of course it is.

Will there be a ‘right in front of my salad’ challenge?

 

[Jark]

that VERY abrupt tonal shift at 50 seconds in and AGAIN at 1:30 gave me WHIPLASH

 

[Mugatu]

The mix of inspirational X Factor bootcamp cry-fest and dead-eyed "eroticism" is hilarious They should have called it Britain's Next Bottom Model.

 

[dUbrodošli]

Oh I think that looks quite fun

 

[jivafox]

Just what that cast of unhinged layabouts need - MORE attention!

 

[win_the_game]

This looks so bleak.

The inclusion of desperados Matthew Camp & Sam Morris makes the whole thing even more depressing.

And the HORROR that is Chris Crocker even pops up at the end.

 

[monsta]

And the HORROR that is Chris Crocker even pops up at the end.

JESUS WEPT

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh I think that looks quite fun

I'll probably give this a binge. The trailer has definitely sold me.

 

[Peekaboo]

The trailer doesn’t really explain what the show INVOLVES.

I think it's a POTTERY COMPETITION but it's UNCLEAR from the TITLE.

 

[COB]

I'm only interested if you get to see it GOING IN.

 

[big ron]

Fucking awful in every way for sex-positivity.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This is the kind of shit I'd binge at 1am.

 

[Kate]

I'm only interested if you get to see it GOING IN.

Uncensored erections at an absolute minimum or NO DEAL.

 

[Diddy]

Uncensored erections at an absolute minimum or NO DEAL.

very confused, I thought I’d clicked the Trump-Biden transition thread

 

[Mats]

What a weird trailer. The tone shift!

I don't really know who they are but kudos for trying to wipe a tear from the driest eye EVER at 1:23

I'll watch it for some heteronormative pearl-clutching

 

[COB]

I'm apparently sync watching this with a group chat I'm in at the weekend I'll be sure to REPORT BACK.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

SOUNDS LIKE HELL

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This looks SO DEPRESSING to me, and I'm genuinely quite concerned about the one from Bristol.

 

[straightorbroken]

Anyone in disbelief should watch the season 1 The Comeback episode "Val Triumphs at the Upfronts" for America's next top porn superstar or whatever the sequence was called.

Haven't seen this trailer yet though. I don't need to see that (just yet).

 

[straightorbroken]

Okay I watched it

#bleakfriday

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

This looks SO DEPRESSING to me, and I'm genuinely quite concerned about the one from Bristol.

WHY?

 

[straightorbroken]

WHY?

IKR, isn't she the better looking one and presumably getting more validation from the higher volume of cocks to destroy? Her esteem will be night and day with that other unfortunate one who will be lucky to destroy even half the cocks yummy brummy gets.

 

[straightorbroken]

I don't really know who they are but kudos for trying to wipe a tear from the driest eye EVER at 1:23

I'll watch it for some heteronormative pearl-clutching

I'm not sure that was a tear she was wiping. Or that anywhere on her is dry.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I MEAN YOU HEAR BRISTOL YOU THINK HEROIN.

 

[straightorbroken]

Anyway, do we know if they are Star Wars or Star Trek fans? The name actually made me think it was a very different programme at quick glance

 

[straightorbroken]

I MEAN YOU HEAR BRISTOL YOU THINK HEROIN.

I think of weed as to me it's the English San Fran. I honestly think it's a beautiful city in parts, much like Edinburgh really.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

WHY?

I mean, far from it be me to dictate what people can or can't do with their own bodies - but she really doesn't look all that WELL to me

Spoiler

 

[GNL]

I mean, far from it be me to dictate what people can or can't do with their own bodies - but she really doesn't look all that WELL to me

Spoiler

lovely rosebud though

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

@COB and I are about to watch episode 1. We will report back with our insights soon!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

FIRST QUESTION: WHAT IS IT EVEN ABOUT!?!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

IT HAS A THEME SONG!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

So far there is a really weird robot voice doing Cum Dine With Me sassy quips, and one of the slags eats biscuits during his confessionals.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Matthew Camp looks lost.

 

[TiShh]

@ZenGiraffe does the one from Bristol look HEALTHY?