Prince Philip DEAD

[Iguana]

"A long life. Now ended."

Be blunt as you like love!

 

[GinAg (39)]

This poor newsreader drew the short straw.

She sounds quite shaky

 

[Lucille]

The DM going for a very Moopy headline on it's website of simply 'PHILLIP IS DEAD'.

 

[Rita]

When did he actually die? This all looks very organised on ITV with all the footage. He has looked dead for at least 12 months.

 

[dmlaw]

She sounds quite shaky

I hope she's wearing a maroon tie.

 

[Madíson]

So weird hearing Radio 1 cut off abruptly mid song.

 

[Rita]

Do we think she will die with a broken heart now?

 

[Soldi]

She sounds quite shaky

I suppose they’ve been building up to it for a while.

 

[Tisch]

Did he get his Euro-100 votes in? I'm sure he whispered "vote Estherrrr" if someone could oblige

 

[Marilyn]

I've missed a good frantic Moopy death thread

 

[GinAg (39)]

Is it going to be a lockdown sized funeral?

 

[big ron]

Rip hun x

 

[ButterTart]

This thread is now live. It's what he would have wanted.

He died so this thread could live.

 

[ButterTart]

Seriously son, can someone please clarify whether I should carry on working?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He died so this thread could live.

Huge fan of your work

 

[Iguana]

Seriously son, can someone please clarify whether I should carry on working?

I think assume we don't have to work unless we hear otherwise.

 

[Mats]

peace be with you in the land of princes who never made it to king, old boy. Charles will join you there before you know it so hold out. RIP

 

[Iguana]

Moopy was quite quiet this morning. Now 54 people (and/or bots) in this thread.

 

[Rita]

"A long life. Now ended."

Be blunt as you like love!

Very fitting for HIM.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Surely this is an excellent time for France to invade. Just toying with the idea

 

[Madíson]

What are the current funeral rules? 30 people?

 

[Iguana]

Surely this is an excellent time for France to invade. Just toying with the idea

Keep your virusy hands to yourselves please

 

[Tisch]

Moopy was quite quiet this morning. Now 54 people (and/or bots) in this thread.

Chao Ban guests! Tell me your favourite Prince Philip quip / what pills u got?

 

[dmlaw]

Is it going to be a lockdown sized funeral?

I am currently looking through the Order of Succession to work out which 30 people would be invited. I can't decide whether Meghan will make the cut.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Keep your virusy hands to yourselves please

Coming for you AZ jabs

 

[Iguana]

What are the current funeral rules?

I'm sure Parliament will legislate to make an exception

 

[Madíson]

I am currently looking through the Order of Succession to work out which 30 people would be invited. I can't decide whether Meghan will make the cut.

She most certainly does NOT.

 

[Lucille]

Omg look at all you GHOULS!

 

[Rita]

They really shouldn’t have performed heart surgery on him at his age. I know they were trying to keep him going as long as possible but he was still a human being.

 

[Soldi]

I wonder how the press will blame Meghan for this.

 

[Madíson]

I'm sure Parliament will legislate to make an exception

Yes, but the optics wouldn’t be good. She might not even want a big funeral.

 

[ButterTart]

To commemorate his passing, let’s take a nostalgic look back at all the times he was an absolute piece of shit:

Redirect Notice

www.google.co.uk

 

[Lucille]

WTF is Harry going to do? He'd have to qurantine if he came home surely? I suppose they can wait 2 weeks for the funeral seeing as he's been on ice for the last 3 years.

 

[Rita]

Omg look at all you GHOULS!

Always fabulous FINGER BUFFETS at a funeral darling.

 

[GinAg (39)]

*prepares for the inevitable grotty Twitter culture wars of this*

 

[dmlaw]

She most certainly does NOT.

How about the Countess of Wessex?

 

[Iguana]

Yes, but the optics wouldn’t be good. She might not even want a big funeral.

Awful optics! Surely they can't

 

[Madíson]

Evan Davis has finally conquered Radio 1.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WTF is Harry going to do? He'd have to qurantine if he came home surely? I suppose they can wait 2 weeks for the funeral seeing as he's been on ice for the last 3 years.

He's been quarantining since he was in Hospital I believe

 

[Lucille]

Always fabulous FINGER BUFFETS at a funeral darling.

And people are always up for a FUCK!