Post a picture of a beautiful famous male

[Christian]

At one point, Dane Bowers was my all time favourite man

The beard is a huge glow up

The fact that Pricey has had her talons on his tinky winky is rather less appealing

 

[lolly]

I really don't think I can claim Pass Around Party Bottom as my own!

 

[jivafox]

A terrible actor but great to look at:

 

[Christian]

I really don't think I can claim Pass Around Party Bottom as my own!

I just always think of you when it comes to mind now though

 

[Christian]

Can we have some NAMES with these pictures please? I can't be expected to know every BRIGHT HOT PIECE out there these days

 

[OutSynk]

A terrible actor but great to look at:

I bet he likes it ROUGH in bed.

 

[Logic?]

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

I really don't think I can claim Pass Around Party Bottom as my own!

Jeffrey Moran?

 

[Phoenix]

In a Jeffery Moran, Pass Around Party Bottom (copywrite @lolly) kind of way, yes

He'd be INSUFFERABLE before and after though, endlessly going on about the latest text he'd got from GAGS or BERYL off of REAL HOUSEWIVES

I see him as more of an aggressive top. Also wouldn’t mind some housewives chat myself.

 

[Alla]

 

[Mrs Mills]

I may well be dead, but may I say what a shockingly boring, generic array of notions of “beautiful” (with the odd exception) we have in this thread. I’ll just pop this here for a bit of much-needed variety before I beg a kindly mod for a return to an earthly existence (again)

Yes girls, it’s BILLY BRAGG

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I have half a mind to come round to yours and TATOO your password to your FOREHEAD.

 

[OutSynk]

For a second I thought I was in the Post a picture of yourself thread and that this was Alla. Who is that?

 

[Mrs Mills]

I have half a mind to come round to yours and TATOO your password to your FOREHEAD.

Could you also bring a second bottle because I’ve run out and don’t want to die alone after coming back from the offy xxx

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Do pop into the Eurovision thread Zu! There’s a bottle of blue nun on ice on there!

 

[Alla]

For a second I thought I was in the Post a picture of yourself thread and that this was Alla. Who is that?

@Penelope just reported you.

 

[OutSynk]

@Penelope just reported you.

But he'd have to get out of the Eurovision forum first?

 

[Madison]

For a second I thought I was in the Post a picture of yourself thread and that this was Alla. Who is that?

He has many names.

 

[OutSynk]

Nicholas Hoult

 

[Alla]

He's cute, but you can post a pic of the Pope and would still say yes after a month in lockdown.

 

[OutSynk]

Just have a wank, love.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Nicholas Hoult

Sweet baby Jesus!

 

[Mugatu]

My #1, if not England's. FmForums footballer threads are a vital resource, I have a weird mix of appreciation and deep pity for the people who make the various "Player X (shirtless, barefoot, eating banana)" compilations. I hope they never discover actual porn.

Spoiler: MORE PICS - BULGE, FEET, RIDING SPACEHOPPER

 

[Kevin]

 

[Logic?]

 

[Whatevar]

No no no

 

[Whatevar]

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[Ellie]

This topic is very #MoopySoWhite

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I warned y'all!

 

[Christian]

More diversity please!

Am i doing this right?

 

[Ellie]

No

 

[Christian]

Ronnie Chieng is a HOT PIECE

 

[Christian]

No

Sorry Ells

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

More diversity please!

Am i doing this right?

#moopysowhite

 

[KNT]

Les Battersby <3

 

[Ellie]

One of my fav West End luvvies

 

[Beverley]

SOMEBODY POST A PICTURE OF SIMU LIU

 

[Christian]

I warned y'all!

Don't be a Y'ALL GAY

And post some HOTTIES!

 

[Christian]

SOMEBODY POST A PICTURE OF SIMU LIU

Ooh, YASSSS